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    Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
    No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Tom Cruise shouts,
    "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!

    Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical and he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

    "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. 'President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."

    At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

    After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. I've known the Pope for years."

    So off they fly to Rome.

    Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican. Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

    Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, " It was the final straw you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

    "Who the fuck that on the balcony with Dave?"
     
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    OP, please die like dave.

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    You do realize that Dave was hacked ? and his account is temporarily disabled but not banned ?
    And the new admin is Liz ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
    No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Tom Cruise shouts,
    "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!

    Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical and he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

    "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. 'President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."

    At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

    After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. I've known the Pope for years."

    So off they fly to Rome.

    Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican. Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

    Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, " It was the final straw you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

    "Who the fuck that on the balcony with Dave?"
    Oh my fucking god, 10/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temperrr View Post
    You do realize that Dave was hacked ? and his account is temporarily disabled but not banned ?
    And the new admin is Liz ?
    Dave was hacked? Wow, why doesn't he just make a new account or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LetsAllKillPB View Post


    Dave was hacked? Wow, why doesn't he just make a new account or something?
    Yeah... I was joking .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temperrr View Post


    Yeah... I was joking .
    I hate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayion View Post
    OP, please die like dave.
    Lol why .
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