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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    That's when you get a lead pipe and bash the fucker's skulls in.
    A little gore and bloodshed never hurt anybody...oh wait it does.

    Every wannabe gangster will break like a toothpick, both physically and emotionally. The fact that they want to band together means they're weak individually. Break your knuckles in one's face and see what happens. I've been in similar situations, and the 'group' doesn't mean crap when shit hits the fan. Half will run off after the first punch, and the half that stays are trying to prove something, maybe to themselves that they're 'hard' and 'cool. Defend yourself and don't shy away from being dirty.
    That might be true but some will go into fight or flight mode and they will choose fight, wouldn't those will be the ones that have the fucking pipe and go insane? ?

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    @Vertice which part of NZ are you in wtf like South Auckland or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FAGGOT BLUE TURD View Post


    That might be true but some will go into fight or flight mode and they will choose fight, wouldn't those will be the ones that have the fucking pipe and go insane? ?
    ​If they're stupid enough to continue coming towards someone with a 10lb tube of metal, their brains were already worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Hey everyone, before you flame. I need your help.

    This is a recount on what happened last Friday.

    In the morning one of my friends brought Marijuana near the train station, a Maori kid from another school came a long and sat next to us(He's our age) And he wanted to try smoking, so we went into the toilets and I had one puff then left him to do it himself.

    He came out and he must've had a full cone because he was out of his mind.

    He told us that he'd done it before in NZ so we thought he'd be okay, but he wasn't.

    He was falling over bins and just acting retarded.

    He ended up getting caught at school for being high.

    He blamed it on me, saying that I forced him to smoke it and that It's all my fault.

    Now at the train station 20 Maori's want to mob me.

    I have to get dropped off at school now and they go to the train station asking my school where I am every day.

    What the fuck do I do?
    Bloody Moldy kids.. Just keep on getting dropped off, until it dies down ?

    But if it does involve fighting find the biggest kid and smack him in the ribs because a broken rib is extremely painful, every time you breathe it hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauled View Post
    Bloody Moldy kids.. Just keep on getting dropped off, until it dies down ?
    Might take a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post


    Might take a while.
    Where in Australia are you, also most moari kids from experience playing rugby are soft, they rely on numbers are big tall but slow and not the brightest. I'm not sure if you're aboriginal ??
    Last edited by Mauled; 11-20-2013 at 12:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauled View Post
    most moari kids from experience playing rugby are soft, they rely on numbers
    Lmao.
    Exact same shit I said, and I've never even met a Maori.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Lmao.
    Exact same shit I said, and I've never even met a Maori.
    Didn't read anything else

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    Move schools. Or man up and stand up for yourself. Bring 10 Fatass guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Hey everyone, before you flame. I need your help.

    This is a recount on what happened last Friday.

    In the morning one of my friends brought Marijuana near the train station, a Maori kid from another school came a long and sat next to us(He's our age) And he wanted to try smoking, so we went into the toilets and I had one puff then left him to do it himself.

    He came out and he must've had a full cone because he was out of his mind.

    He told us that he'd done it before in NZ so we thought he'd be okay, but he wasn't.

    He was falling over bins and just acting retarded.

    He ended up getting caught at school for being high.

    He blamed it on me, saying that I forced him to smoke it and that It's all my fault.

    Now at the train station 20 Maori's want to mob me.

    I have to get dropped off at school now and they go to the train station asking my school where I am every day.

    What the fuck do I do?
    Always carry a knife, and act violent.
    These retards wont understand anything you say, dont even try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingDutchman' View Post
    Always carry a knife, and act violent.
    These retards wont understand anything you say, dont even try.
    Carrying a knife is not a good idea

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