Well, I woke up one morning, I sat down at the table, figured I would have a bowl of my favorite cereal. I got a bowl, a spoon, the milk, grabbed the box of cereal sat back down.
Filling my bowl, my tummy rolled, at the small golden flakes filled the bowl. I poured the milk into the bowl, as I sat the milk jug back down, I noticed....that this bowl of cereal was talking to me! I listened closely and this is what it said....
"Hello George, we are here to inform you, that you fail at life, you wake up every morning going to school, but you never get any work done. You don't have a girlfriend, and no one likes you. In the bottom of this box there is a gun, look for it."
I reached slowly into the box and sure enough I found the gun, I slowly pulled it out.
"Take the gun...put it in your mouth."
I didn't hesitate, I put the gun in my mouth...
"Your life is pointless, and if you want to make everything better....pull the trigger."
I took a second to think about it.....
"You have no reason to live, your a failure, pull the fucking trigger."
I starting balling my eyes out, and and slowly pulled the trigger, the back of my head hit the wall.