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    How to get a girlfriend if you're** not super hot?

    Girls don't just care about looks, PERSONALITY is key! These are some DONTS in my opinion
    1. The clinger- this guy is to clingy. He texts you too much, follows you around and says he's in love
    2. The Creep- also follows you around, might be shy in a creepy way, stares at you.
    3. The D-Bag- Theyre sexy and they know it- or at least they think they are- in reality they're cocky, mean, and full of it.
    DO's
    1. The Charmer- this one is down to earth, sweet and respect woman
    Examples: hold the door open for her
    Pick up her books if she drops them
    But not in a clingy/creepy way
    2. The funny one- they always have something funny to say
    Examples: they WON'T crack a joke about woman rights
    WONT make any vulgar sex jokes
    Always light hearted and happy!
    So many more!!

    Bottom line: BE YOURSELF! Ask them out for coffee,tell them lame jokes, sweep her off her feet!




















































    the people who viewed this are not cute hot handsum

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    ​Money. Money is the key.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Fake Goku Gets the chick. I totally Get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoracko View Post
    What is Girlfriend? Is that some new thing? Teach me How to Girlfriend?
    Lel, what's a girl?



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    if you can afford a bugatti then every women will love you because you have money

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    Aborted beat me to it...

    Money is key my friend

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    So you're implying you're either a woman or homosexual?

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    Everything that you wrote is wrong.
    Money and confidence will get you a girl

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    Hmm. Seems legit. You forgot the guy that drives that nice car at school. Girls want him, rite?


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