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    Russia blames meteor on gays

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    A Russian TV host warned viewers that the Chelyabinsk meteor strike, which happened back in February, was caused by gay people.
    Journalist Arkady Mamontov (pictured) said on his program Special Correspondent that the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite was punishment against Russia for tolerating LGBT people.
    Because when we think of countries that tolerate gay people, Russia is first on our list…
    “This is a warning to us all that we need to preserve our traditions, the family, the traditional love, or not only the Chelyabinsk meteorite will hit us, but something bigger,”

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    Gay people caused 9/11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Gays caused the Holocaust.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Gays caused the Holocaust.
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    You're missing flamers and swaggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post

    You're missing flamers and swaggots.

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    Tattoos were founded by gays.
    homos caused the homocaust.
    Hilter was influenced by gays, therefore it was the gays fault... Not Hitlers.


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    gays are attracted to 'em ballz.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
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    homos contribute to global warming like the rest of us XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velocity View Post


    homos contribute to global warming like the rest of us XD
    Humans warm up the planet with body warmth the government just doesn't want us to know because when the machines take over we will be used as batteries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Gays caused the Holocaust.
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    Homos contribute to Global Warming.
    Holocaust isn't real.

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    it was obviously a gay meteorite that got interested in the "tolerant, forward thinking" russia

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    Gay people will cause 12/3 @Ecstasy

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