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    Probably one of the most hilarious 4chan pranks ever.


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    its /b/ lol. It's either killing, saving or pranking people all the time :P



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    Too bad greentexts are fake, and they make all this shit up.

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    I don't care if this is fake. I laughed my ass off.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Too bad greentexts are fake, and they make all this shit up.
    ​Brb making it all come true.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Brb making it all come true.
    Fuck, I was about to do the same damn thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Brb making it all come true.
    omg if this is true this is going to be legendary

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    With that many prank calls in a row, I would unplug the phone and go on a break.

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    Ahah that"s funny..

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    lol to funny, hope it was real

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    Laughing so hard right now.
    Almost as good as the Gamestop ones.

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    Holy fuck, I laughed my ass off.

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    Can someone explain to me what the problem with Battletoads is?
    Oh hai der.

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