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    my skills

    i won the world cup in football and buzz ball and fuck ball and swimming and ricking and ficking and sicking and hicking.


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    All lies, the only thing you're moderately good at but still suck at (pun intended) is sucking dick.

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    Can't seem to find any fucks to give.

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    my bag of fucks to give seems to be empty



    My games;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    my bag of fucks to give seems to be empty
    ​Shitty santa is shitty, not even a fuck for starving children.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Shitty santa is shitty, not even a fuck for starving children.
    maybe next year



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    Why would you even post this?

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    You have no skills.

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    Oh wait, I didn't find any of them...

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