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    Pet peeves

    Let's discuss pet peeves.

    One of my pet peeves is when my stomach growls, especially when i'm in a quiet room with people.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    When you try to open one of these:



    And it ejaculates all over you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane View Post
    When you try to open one of these:



    And it ejaculates all over you.
    First world problems.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Worn-out socks and underwear that become loose and saggy.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InSane-sKilz View Post
    Cant stop laughing xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post


    Cant stop laughing xD
    Neither xD But it's not funny when it happens to you
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    When people chew with their mouth open.

     
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    Thanks for making me laugh.

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    When people at school ask me for a dollar for the vending machine.
    I don't even know these fuckers and they askin me for money..

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    People in front of me chatting with the cashier.

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