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    Reviving my Troll Series

    With a big troll on JustHost. This guy was hilarious.

    Chat ID: 1794233. Question: Provider: Just Host - My Domain is: "Not specified." Starting a domain and such.
    (8:07:36pm)Lou B.:
    Thank you for contacting Justhost sales. How can I help you today?
    (8:07:42pm)John Trollsten:
    Hello
    (8:07:51pm)John Trollsten:
    I'm looking to get a domain and hosting started
    (8:08:34pm)John Trollsten:
    Hello, are you there?
    (8:08:46pm)Lou B.:
    Yes, I am here.
    (8:08:51pm)John Trollsten:
    Alrighty
    (8:08:52pm)Lou B.:
    Do you have some questions about our services before you sign up.
    (8:08:58pm)John Trollsten:
    Uhm yes
    (8:08:58pm)Lou B.:
    *?
    (8:09:11pm)John Trollsten:
    What is the going rate on hosting+a domain?
    (8:09:18pm)John Trollsten:
    Like how much am I gonna pay.
    (8:09:53pm)Lou B.:
    Our hosting prices are as follows :
    12 months = $84.30 ($6.95 per month = 30% discount)
    24 months= $142.80 ($5.95 per month = 40% discount)
    36 months= $178.20 ($4.95 per month = 50% discount)
    48 months= $141.60 ($2.95 per month)
    (8:10:02pm)Lou B.:
    You also have the option to pay monthly for $11.99 per month.
    (8:10:10pm)Lou B.:
    You get 1 free domain name for 1 year when you sign up for hosting.
    (8:10:14pm)John Trollsten:
    Daum, that's not too bad for 4 years.
    (8:10:16pm)Lou B.:
    After the free year, the domain is $14.99 per year.
    (8:10:33pm)John Trollsten:
    Alright
    (8:10:35pm)John Trollsten:
    So like
    (8:10:44pm)John Trollsten:
    If I buy the 48 month one, how many domains can I get.
    (8:11:09pm)John Trollsten:
    Can I have multiple domains on one host?
    (8:11:23pm)Lou B.:
    Yes, you can host as many domains/sites as you want on 1 account.
    (8:11:28pm)John Trollsten:
    Alright
    (8:11:30pm)Lou B.:
    To purchase additional domains, the cost is $14.99 per year.
    (8:11:41pm)John Trollsten:
    Well have you heard of that guy Gabe Newell from Vavle?
    (8:11:51pm)John Trollsten:
    I'm trying to start a gaming thing like him
    (8:11:58pm)John Trollsten:
    So I might need a few domains
    (8:12:04pm)Lou B.:
    I haven't heard of him.
    (8:12:10pm)John Trollsten:
    Oh wow, alrighty then
    (8:12:13pm)John Trollsten:
    Anyway
    (8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
    Are there restrictions on domains?
    (8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
    Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net"
    (8:13:03pm)Lou B.:
    Yes, that is perfectly fine. You can have any domain name you want. It's the content on your site that we have rules for.
    (8:13:22pm)John Trollsten:
    Awesome, ok so
    (8:13:30pm)John Trollsten:
    What is the DDoS protection on your hosts?
    (8:14:19pm)John Trollsten:
    Like, is my site going to be easy to get hit offline?
    (8:14:21pm)Lou B.:
    We protect up to 10GB on our shared servers.
    (8:14:28pm)John Trollsten:
    Alright, thats awesome
    (8:14:41pm)John Trollsten:
    There's this internet gang called the Criptonet out for me
    (8:14:47pm)John Trollsten:
    They're like the Crips in real life
    (8:14:50pm)John Trollsten:
    just on the web
    (8:14:58pm)John Trollsten:
    ok so, what are my content restrictions
    (8:15:51pm)Lou B.:
    Adult content, weapon sales, pharmaceutical sales, gambling sites, and no drug/narcotic sites.
    (8:16:16pm)John Trollsten:
    Now, is adult content classified as nudity, or is like swearing and stuff ok.
    (8:16:35pm)John Trollsten:
    Cause we're both adults here, a bit of sailor here or there wont hurt nobody.
    (8:16:52pm)Lou B.:
    Swearing is fine. When I say adult content, I mean pornography, nudity, adult toy sales, etc.
    (8:17:17pm)John Trollsten:
    So only full nudity? What about swim suits and stuff
    (8:17:31pm)Lou B.:
    Swim suits are totally fine. If you don't mind, may I be frank?
    (8:17:38pm)John Trollsten:
    Sure thing
    (8:18:00pm)Lou B.:
    You can have naked women even, as long as the nipples and other private areas are blurred out.
    (8:18:29pm)John Trollsten:
    Alrighty
    (8:18:31pm)John Trollsten:
    That's good
    (8:18:32pm)Lou B.:
    Lingerie and swimsuits are perfectly fine.
    (8:18:43pm)John Trollsten:
    Cause spongebobsbutthole.net is clearly not child friendly.
    (8:18:55pm)Lou B.:
    hahaha
    (8:19:20pm)John Trollsten:
    Yes, alrighty then we're getting close to the end
    (8:19:27pm)John Trollsten:
    What are acceptable payment methods
    (8:19:45pm)John Trollsten:
    Can I pay you guys in jars of pennies?
    (8:20:00pm)Lou B.:
    We accept Paypal and credit card payments.
    (8:20:08pm)John Trollsten:
    Ah, so no pennies huh.
    (8:20:25pm)Lou B.:
    Unfortunately, no.
    (8:20:39pm)John Trollsten:
    Damn, all these pennies are going to waste
    (8:20:46pm)John Trollsten:
    All I do is throw them at driving cars
    (8:21:09pm)John Trollsten:
    Alright, let's be serious here.
    (8:21:15pm)Lou B.:
    That sounds fun. I'm gonna have to teach my son what to do with the useless pennies we have now.
    (8:21:22pm)Lou B.:
    Ok, back to business.
    (8:21:47pm)John Trollsten:
    Most people hang up or close after I ask about spongebobsbutthole.net
    (8:22:06pm)John Trollsten:
    You are definenetly an awesome employee
    (8:22:13pm)Lou B.:
    Why thank you.
    (8:22:21pm)John Trollsten:
    Keep up your sense of humor.
    (8:22:30pm)John Trollsten:
    Thanks for the awesome content.
    (8:22:49pm)Lou B.:
    You're very welcome. Hey, spongebobsbutthole.net is available, by the way.
    (8:22:53pm)John Trollsten:
    Ahaha
    (8:22:58pm)John Trollsten:
    I would hope so
    (8:23:17pm)John Trollsten:
    See ya later buddy
    (8:23:24pm)Lou B.:
    Have a great weekend!
    (8:23:28pm)John Trollsten:
    You too.


    Top fucking lel.
    This guy was really good.


     
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    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
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    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    I actually expected him to be like "Fuck you."

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    Damn why aren't more people like that..

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    Glad to see that people know how to have fun at work.

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    (8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
    Are there restrictions on domains?
    (8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
    Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net
    Made me lol

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    Lol, employee of the decade .


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    Aint even funny. Your waisting the mans time with your gay questions. Go play on your swings or something.

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    That guy is awesome
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    Why did Lou continue with the Conversation?
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    I lol'd at the part where he said hes gonna teach his sons to do that with pennies xD


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    Pics or GTFO! Just kidding, the conversation was pretty funny though so it'd be nice if you took screenies of it. Might go over there and troll a bit.

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    Awards for the employee.

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