I did this mad libs for the first time in my life and it was kind of jokes I lolled at one point here it is. Feel free to post any of yours just google mad libs. i did the second one. To make it really funny put a ghetto feel to it lol.
Once upon a time, there was a poor knight named OJ, who, by his valiant arrogance, saved the kingdom from the dirty dragon and touched the princess in the nick of time. He rode his wet gorilla from the embarrassing ghetto upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was high and did not stop for fear the dragon would smack them all.
By and by, he came to a giant nigger which blocked his path. He stopped and #m #n to himself. Then, summoning his #o #p, he #q the #l out of his way and sniffled accidentally to himself. Then, summoning his poor bravery, he ate the nigger out of his way and continued onward.
At last, he reached the porn stash of the big dicked dragon. The dragon waddled at his approach. They fought jokingly. The battle was hustled and pimped, raging a whole minute, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the dick and shot him in the ass. The princess was grateful, and the knight smacked her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly whooped, and they lived like pimps and hoes for ever after.
This is a mad lib to the tune of Eleanor rigby
Ah, look at all the quickly cocks!
Ah, look at all the quickly cocks!
Fabz dicksuckermonkeymuncher picks up the vaginas in a mpgh.net where a mardi gras has been.
fucking in a boobs.
sucking at the sperm, wearing the shit that she keeps in a piss by the niggers. Who is it for?
All the quickly cocks, where do they all come from?
All the quickly cocks, where do they all licking?
InHuman <-- Minion connections
Czar <-- Open minded!
Omarzz <-- Your sigs make me Fap
P1MP <-- Better watch your sister. x400
Obama <-- President Of the United States
Energy.K <-- GFSex
moosicgawd <-- Former GFSex :P
Faux <-- GFauX
Illum <-- GFSeXy.
M 3 R K 3 D <-- GFSeX in training.
TheGame <-- Cool dude
D |\| F <-- Dont ever piss me off again..
They give u a story with a bunch of missing words, and tell you what kind of word to put in (noun, verb, adjective, etc.) Then you pick a few and then it spits out a story. EG. My story involved a night slaying a dragon, but I made it all ghetto. And the bolded text just clinches the ghetto feel to it.
I lay awake all year thinking of you, your white smile, and our tryst in the coral reef. #d, I recall our meeting, how my heart #e with #f when I first saw you. How Gaily, I recall our meeting, how my heart fell with faggotry when I first saw you. How #g you looked in that #h #i and those two #j #k on your #l!
sticky you looked in that blue shirt and those two gooey shoes on your testicles!
I cherished every moment we were together and was salty when our date came to a close. I can't say how stupidly I regret spilling sperm on your penis; you were envy about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you're envy.
You're do-not-want-y most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of urine, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as fishes. Your lips are like succulent mahi mahi. Your hair is white like a platypus on a summer's day. Your breasts are two ultra-large cylindrical of endurance.
I can't wait to suck with you again. Write soon.
A few years ago, I went skiing down Mount Angry. The wind was blue, but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm shirt, shoes, and a mellow thong on my cock. The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "cock lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical cock comes behind you and sucks you up the mountain.
I went skiing with my co-worker Fabrizio, who had never been skiing before. Fabrizio was so #m that the skis #n! At the top of the mountain, some #o warned us about melancholy that the skis fucked! At the top of the mountain, some faggot warned us about #p ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started random ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. Fabrizio fucked and sucked to the bottom in about a millisecond like a chicken in a cup, but I took my time. One green faggot almost sucked me over because the dumb douche didn't see me.
Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly dissatisfied from the snow. We had a dissimilar time, but next time I'm wearing more shoes.