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    Quote Originally Posted by Wassabi? View Post
    Take a piss or morning sex. Or both.. gross.
    I might fuck my woman when she is sleeping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scammed. View Post

    I might fuck my woman when she is sleeping.
    rape .
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    rape .
    It isn't rape when she is my woman. >;3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scammed. View Post

    It isn't rape when she is my woman. >;3
    What LOL! If im married and my woman doesnt want it I shall use my force.<rape
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    What LOL! If im married and my woman doesnt want it I shall use my force.<rape
    your woman sucks. My woman would want my D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scammed. View Post

    your woman sucks. My woman would want my D.
    Sure doge. every girl is a slut if you have money then youre fine. She just wants the D and $
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Sure doge. every girl is a slut if you have money then youre fine. She just wants the D and $
    Too sad I am not rich.

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    I usually take a piss
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