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    Flex your other muscles. Chest, Arms, Hamstrings and your body will prioritize the blood to wherever (body part) your flexing...... deflating your bonner.

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    Wow you kiddos still get morning wood. I forget how old I am sometimes. Damn immaturity!

    I would suggest taking a metal spoon putting it in the freezer then once it is frozen take the spoon and put it on top.

    Or you could just think of Bill. That always helps take away a morning wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWinkey View Post
    Wow you kiddos still get morning wood. I forget how old I am sometimes. Damn immaturity!

    I would suggest taking a metal spoon putting it in the freezer then once it is frozen take the spoon and put it on top.

    Or you could just think of Bill. That always helps take away a morning wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWinkey View Post
    Wow you kiddos still get morning wood. I forget how old I am sometimes. Damn immaturity!

    I would suggest taking a metal spoon putting it in the freezer then once it is frozen take the spoon and put it on top.

    Or you could just think of Bill. That always helps take away a morning wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    Flex your other muscles. Chest, Arms, Hamstrings and your body will prioritize the blood to wherever (body part) your flexing...... deflating your bonner.
    Never thought about it that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post


    Never thought about it that way.
    Glutes/Hamstrings/Quads would be the best. Almost impossible to flex them individuallys and together there are the largest strongest muscles in your body.

    Been using this technique for years now. Works like a charm. Girl touches your leg* You don't want to sweat but your penis doesn't no the difference*Flex dem legs*shut your penis up*saves you from the embarrassment.

    Or if its a gf or fwb or potential fwb you just tell her "daum, you gave me a boner" With a how dare you face.

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