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    Santa Kombat


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    That blow at 0:37.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I'm just curious what could have happened to start that fight.

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    lol. pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillTheNoise View Post
    I'm just curious what could have happened to start that fight.
    Booze, and lot's of it I'm sure.

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    You better not shout you better not cry or Santa Claus is going to give you a black eye. 

    Oh gawd.

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    Santa had too much eggnog.

     
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    You know you were naughty when you get jumped by like 7 santas and elves.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Ain't santa if they don't have a big round belly. :[





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    lol :37 funnny

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