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    CIA Plane Crash Lands With Four Tons Of Coke

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    The men flying the plane have disappeared – including one woman, the CIA refuses to comment, and the mainstream press don’t want to touch the story. Aren’t you glad, that at times like this we have Current TV. This story should go on infomania, with a twist of sarcasm and a touch of Conor Knighton’s humor.

    We’ve all heard the rumors that the CIA are the reason that the United States is awash with cocaine…. is it time to connect the dots now that one of their planes has crash landed with four tons of coke in it?


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    Fuck that's a lot of money

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    jesus christ, cia so silly

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    Who new the CIA knew how to party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    Who new the CIA new how to party.
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    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    The system's broken

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post
    The system's broken
    How can you break something that wasn't whole from the start

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    Quote Originally Posted by yugurt View Post


    How can you break something that wasn't whole from the start
    The same way you "fix" things that weren't broken from the start.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post


    The same way you "fix" things that weren't broken from the start.
    Touche. Anyway i would like to see a credible source on this. The website op linked to seems kinda sensationalist

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    Can anyone tell me where it crashes so I can get free coke?

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    If someone sell this coke they would make like 50 trillions

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