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    Microsoft are totally idiots

    So you guys heard that microsoft did buy skype for 8,5 bilion dollars WHEN THEY COULD DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!!!
    jUst a joke i made up funny right ?!?!?

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    Your grammar makes me cringe

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    I laughed at how stupid that joke was

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    Here's a good one:
    I bought WinZip.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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    Anything Microsoft touches dies in my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Here's a good one:
    I bought WinZip.
    I own winrar
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awessome.exe View Post
    I own winrar
    Why not just crack it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTerroriser1 View Post


    Why not just crack it?

    There's no need.
    It just tells you the trial is up, but doesn't actually restrict anything at all. Complete passive enforcement.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    There's no need.
    It just tells you the trial is up, but doesn't actually restrict anything at all. Complete passive enforcement.
    I thought you just couldn't put passwords on files in the .rar file with the free version?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    There's no need.
    It just tells you the trial is up, but doesn't actually restrict anything at all. Complete passive enforcement.
    I know but it's annoying as fucking having it pop up all the time.
    It's not that bad when you don't open many rar files, but when you do oh god it's annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andiasliwa View Post
    So you guys heard that microsoft did buy skype for 8,5 bilion dollars WHEN THEY COULD DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!!!
    jUst a joke i made up funny right ?!?!?
    This joke isn't yours, don't take credits for something you didn't do. Asshole.

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    people like you are what is keeping this company alive! So thank you
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Here's a good one:
    I bought WinZip.
    My skype: PM me for my skype.
    Make sure to check with me first on the website before adding me on skype

    Make sure to use an OMM for all your trades for a safer trade
    Need an OMM? Just want to talk? VM/PM

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    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

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