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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post
    No fapping?
    Can I still have sex?
    I wonder how blind you all can be. Read the title, read the contents of OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Implify View Post


    I wonder how blind you all can be. Read the title, read the contents of OP.
    I wonder how autistic you have to be to like anything anime?
    Go move to Japan, Canada has enough idiots living there.

    The title says no fapping.
    Contents say no pleasure. What if I hate sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post


    I wonder how autistic you have to be to like anything anime?
    Go move to Japan, Canada has enough idiots living there.

    The title says no fapping.
    Contents say no pleasure. What if I hate sex?
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    Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MPGH YOU FAP YOU LOSE. The game will officially begin on 1/1/13 EST. You now have until new year to get all the fapping and lust out of your system. Here are the guidelines you need to follow.
    ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves.
    If you read carefully, those are all indications that the pleasure you have done unto your bodies is masturbation as you're the one doing it, whereas sex is complete different. You're sticking your dick into a vagina which is attached to another person's body. Hopefully all this is fucking clear for you now.

    Also, don't bring up autistic and people liking anime, I may love anime but that does not make me autistic and even if I was I'm still more of a better person than you are for not going after people's flaws.

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    The title says no fapping.
    Contents say no pleasure. What if I hate sex?
    Quoted so you can't edit.

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    Just why? You're masochist guys ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Implify View Post






    If you read carefully, those are all indications that the pleasure you have done unto your bodies is masturbation as you're the one doing it, whereas sex is complete different. You're sticking your dick into a vagina which is attached to another person's body. Hopefully all this is fucking clear for you now.

    Also, don't bring up autistic and people liking anime, I may love anime but that does not make me autistic and even if I was I'm still more of a better person than you are for not going after people's flaws.



    Quoted so you can't edit.
    I can't seem to figure out what you are arguing? I understand the no fapping. I understand the no pleasure and by no pleasure, sex would qualify. I was merely trying to make a joke but your idiot, anime loving, hentai masturbating ass, couldn't figure it out. Maybe if I put 50 fucking smiley faces around my post it would have been more clear.

    And I since you got offended be me calling you autistic, I'm going to keep doing it. Your kind is fucking weird, socially awkward, wonder why you are only accepted by others that have the same taste, and complain when people make fun of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post


    I can't seem to figure out what you are arguing? I understand the no fapping. I understand the no pleasure and by no pleasure, sex would qualify. I was merely trying to make a joke but your idiot, anime loving, hentai masturbating ass, couldn't figure it out. Maybe if I put 50 fucking smiley faces around my post it would have been more clear.

    And I since you got offended be me calling you autistic, I'm going to keep doing it. Your kind is fucking weird, socially awkward, wonder why you are only accepted by others that have the same taste, and complain when people make fun of you.
    Society is complex, and so are faggots like you though I understand where you're coming from. Don't reply here anymore, either vm or pm or shut your blasted fucking mouth.

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    Count me in. Ill not fap! (I must get a GF to win this game, that must be the game's purpose. In order to fullfil lust and not fap at the same time)
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    ill be famous if i win or what?

    what i get if i win, money?

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    Is this seriously an 80 response thread?
    Jesus christ, so many teenage boys conversing about their masturbation habits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Is this seriously an 80 response thread?
    Jesus christ, so many teenage boys conversing about their masturbation habits.
    and you just keep adding to it huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post


    and you just keep adding to it huh
    I'd remove one from my post count if I could, as to not associate myself with this circle jerk.
    Scratch that, make it 2.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    ill join. no fap but naughty time with wife is acceptable right?

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    this taken from 4chan?

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    @AqworldThunder Come on you gotta edit it and make everyone in! Lots of work to do.




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