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    Last Fap of the year challenge

    To all those doing the no fap 2014 challenge, I leave you this to fap with to end 2013. Good Luck.

    eFukt.com | The Absurdity Of Japanese Pornography 2

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    I have done finished my last fap. And I most certainly was using better porn than that.




    ^Suck it!

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    This will be surprisingly easy.
    *Unzip*
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    -_- WTF I just watched?

    She got completely fucked that girl

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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Everyone will be able to fap to an apple in a week. just saying :P



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post
    Everyone will be able to fap to an apple in a week. just saying :P
    Even you peen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayion View Post


    Even you peen?
    Idk insect's dix.. I feel like im never gonna get well.. I'm so ill I started mixing liquor with my tea



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    Idk insect's dix.. I feel like im never gonna get well.. I'm so ill I started mixing liquor with my tea
    And some spearms, It will be more tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayion View Post


    And some spearms, It will be more tasty.
    I'm sure you know the best! And i'd probably mention arun here but the guy scares me now so go vm him telling you want cs kkkkkkkk thnx<3



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    How in gods name did you even find that?

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    I fucking hope you get banned you fuck. That video was nasty as fuck you. You probably fap to this you nasty fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DayZMeRolling View Post
    I fucking hope you get banned you fuck. That video was nasty as fuck you. You probably fap to this you nasty fuck.

    Settle your Jimmies.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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