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    Birthday Sex?

    Will birthday sex be good for a gift ?

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    Depends.

    How much does she like sex.

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    ​No, Birthday sex is an absolutely terrible gift. That is unless they're deprived of sex for an entire year beforehand.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​No, Birthday sex is an absolutely terrible gift. That is unless they're deprived of sex for an entire year beforehand.
    Accolade sex.
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    If you can get a fucking ps4 instead, then FUCK NO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post


    Accolade sex.
    After that amount of time, you'd most likely be able to get off to a brick wall, so it wouldn't be much of an award.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    After that amount of time, you'd most likely be able to get off to a brick wall, so it wouldn't be much of an award.
    hahha this is fucking epic dude.

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    30 seconds isn't a good present.
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    30 seconds isn't a good present.
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

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    Seems more like a punishment for them. Besides wouldn't your hand have the same birthday as you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Seems more like a punishment for them. Besides wouldn't your hand have the same birthday as you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKingOfGames View Post
    Will birthday sex be good for a gift ?
    No, Your mum won't have sex with you.
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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