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    For NewBie: How to watch sex [[Basic&Easy]]

    Watch sex
    1. Go to google.com
    2. type sex video
    3. click sex video.
    4. click play sex video.
    5. watch sex video.


    thxs hope i helps everyone moar.
    Last edited by [SMA] Paradise`; 01-11-2014 at 04:54 PM.

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    Best guide i've ever seen in my entire life! Gotta try it soon im so excited right now!
    You may be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

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    I'm not taking advice from a cocksucker.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post
    I'm not taking advice from a cocksucker.
    Well he of all people would know how to successfully be a faggot.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    Are these suppose to be funny?
    It's a tutorial not suppose to be fumny. You downer

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    Make tutorial how to watch TV.

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    Allen, you're the reason MPGH can't have nice things.

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    Tutorials are so bad.

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