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    Most Random Thread Ever (Dogs)

    I was sitting at my desk and I heard my dog coming down the hall. I didn't want him to see me because then his smelly ass wouldn't have left. I jump behind my door right as he walked in. My chair was moving and he saw that, so he was a bit confused on where the fuck I was. I could tell he smelled me but since he is so damn old he couldn't locate me. After he scratched his stomach he went to walk out my room, look right at me, then walked out.

    Mutha fucka did a double take on my ass and spotted me. Now he is farting in my room and wont go away.

    Any of you guys got a dog?

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    Trevor what the fuck lol.

    I did, and I put him down because he was like that.

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    Kick him from the ass and you're done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayion View Post
    Kick him from the ass and you're done.
    I can't, he will die. He is an Australian Shepard, 14 years old, and they are only supposed to have a 10 year life span. If I kick him I might break everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post
    If I kick him I might break everything.
    Lego dog ?

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