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    First man on the sun!

    North Korea have landed a man on the sun, damn it, they beat us to it..
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    THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

    It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

    Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

    “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

    The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

    It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

    While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

    The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

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    Why does this sound like bullshit to me?

    "traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays" I dont even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    Why does this sound like bullshit to me?

    "traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays" I dont even.
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    Yup and I have been to mars.
    Land on the sun. Bull shet. The sun is 5778 kelvin. Made me chuckle.
    I am sure he would melt when he reaches a certain amount near the sun.


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    north korea needs to be nuked

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    Wow they are so dumbasses, they could've gone during WINTER!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quanschink View Post
    Wow they are so dumbasses, they could've gone during WINTER!!
    If you were joking, 10/10. That made me laugh so hard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    north korea needs to be nuked
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    is this real? I dont think scientist have build an astronaut suit yet to block the sun ray and to stop the suit from melting. The astronaut suit just protect people from the sun so they wont get blind and its for oxygen. A man/Women cant just stand on the sun or even go near the sun with the astronaut suit even not at night time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKingOfGames View Post
    is this real? I dont think scientist have build an astronaut suit yet to block the sun ray and to stop the suit from melting. The astronaut suit just protect people from the sun so they wont get blind and its for oxygen. A man/Women cant just stand on the sun or even go near the sun with the astronaut suit....
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    Bullshit, the sun kills everything that touches it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKingOfGames View Post
    is this real? I dont think scientist have build an astronaut suit yet to block the sun ray and to stop the suit from melting. The astronaut suit just protect people from the sun so they wont get blind and its for oxygen. A man/Women cant just stand on the sun or even go near the sun with the astronaut suit even not at night time....
    Not sure if massively retarded and mentally challenged or a bad attempt at trolling. I don't even...
    Oh hai der.

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    This is Fake
    There is no materials in this earn that can even go near the Sun.
    http : // mrprajwalkoirala . <blog------spot> .com /2014/01/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-sun.html
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