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    Yesterday around 6 PM I felt my throat acting weird then few hours later I find my self I'm sick. The lack of liquid and the energy upon my body makes me feel like shit. Any ideas how I can get better overnight?. Got 60$ and like 10 cents in my pocket need me cured. My body is sore and I just woke up can't sleep.

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    drink some hot soup

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    Hot soup. Blankets to sweat it out. And something to calm your throat, such as a lozenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exorcism View Post
    Hot soup. Blankets to sweat it out. And something to calm your throat, such as a lozenge.
    got my vaporizer on, and eating treat medicine like there candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Scam some Panadol.
    What the fuck is panadol? Atm I'm seeing a mouse but will take a week if I Se Panadol.

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    Panadol is like aspirin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Allen View Post
    got my vaporizer on, and eating treat medicine like there candy.
    Take care of yourself, Allen.

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    Get yourself some mucinex and Blackberry brandy. 1 cap of Mucinex, 2 shots of brandy. Call me in the morning.

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    Well here's the most expert answer (Why? My parents are doctors, I've had this shit too many times and I had to deal with it like 2 days ago):
    1. Use the vaporizer if you cough alot.
    2. Mucosolvan (medicine) is the best for those cases. (3 pills a day 8 hour apart)
    3. If you got fever use panadol (like aspirin).
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    Take some hot soup and rest well, get better soon man
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    Buy a litre of schnapps(no less than 30-40%) , fill half of a cup with schnapps and the other half with hot water. Add sugar and squeeze a bit of lemon in it. Drink a couple of them before they get cold. You will start sweating and fall asleep, when you wake up tomorrow you will be good as new.

    Possible side affects include, but are not limited to:
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    - Loosing balance.
    - Diarrhea.

    Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery while using this medication.

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    You can take meds to help your symptoms, but it won't cure you.
    Hydration and rest, that's pretty much it.
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    Just go ham on the hot liquids cuz.

    Drink hot tea, hot mint leaves.

    Also eat healthy!

    Lots of greens! And none of that iceberg lettuce or spinach bra. Just broccoli, cucumbers, all that good stuff.

    Lower fats in your diet too and get your protein from a healthy source for now, try eating fish.

    Also mucinex helps.

    Don't overeat, just let your body figure this out.

    Don't take too many meds, that's no good.

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