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    5 seconds on national TV what would you say?

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    Well.

    That guy is going to federal prison.

    We ain't seeing him again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post
    Well.

    That guy is going to federal prison.

    We ain't seeing him again.
    he will become a national hero

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    I had a guy come to my school saying that dressed in full black with a megaphone. My school security is useless and slow, so anything could have happened. Skinheads

     
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    CIA already killed him probably

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    hero in the prison.
    please, prepare for riot

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    I'd say something along the lines of "Fuck niggers, jews and muslims. Thank you America!" and run off trying to evade security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqworldThunder View Post


    I'd say something along the lines of "Fuck niggers, jews and muslims. Thank you America!" and run off trying to evade security.
    You're too fat to evade security much less than get onto the stage without getting spotted.

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    9-11 is real dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exorcism View Post
    9-11 is real dude.

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    Eh, not sure if you're joking but apparently there's so many bust videos of 9-11 being fake and planned by the U.S. government. I mean sure, I watch all the videos to get a good laugh or look at some of the evidence these conspiracy theorists try to cram down your throat. But honestly I stay away from it, conspiracies mess with your head too much for me to bother with them.

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