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    Post Counter-Strike Vs. Call of Duty & Battlefield: Battle Rhyme Lyrics

    Hi, I've written this rap battle some time ago, figured I post it here; Call of Duty and Battlefield are ditched by Counter-Strike. Let me know what you think.

    Counter-Strike, they strike, the bomb goes boom
    Call of Duty, mom calls, go cleanup the bathroom
    Call of Duties copy paste the same shit, it's not fair
    And resell it for full price of sixty, every year

    Counter-Strike, G.O., goes only for sixteen
    And adds, brand-new features, before never seen
    Call of Duty prices, four new maps at fifteen bucks
    It's just one of many reasons, why your game sucks

    In the mean time, Counter-Strike gets countless patches
    And each and every one of them is free, and that's why it catches
    It catches your eyes, no lies, changes everything
    While your game has thirty gigs of shit, worth nothing

    In the Black Ops, cock it sucks, a skin is two dollars
    Selling motherfucking shit, having all the same colors
    Counter-Strike has weapon skins, new maps all for free
    Call of Duty keeps on charging us an overpriced fee

    Call of Duty's netcode, a shitcode, only lags like hell
    Counter-Strike never lags and it will never fail, SO HAIL

    Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to do?
    I'm gonna piss on your Ghosts, Modern Warfares too

    ---

    Well come
    (not welcome) to Battlefield, noobshield, shitskilled game
    In its large maps, choppers and tanks are lame
    You can ride a motorcycle or ride my cock
    Duck under my hairy cock, 'cuz you fucking suck

    Grenade launcher, rocket launcher, grab a fucking bazooka, take
    Down a building made of concrete, shut up for fuck's sake
    Game for a fucking pussy, lesbian lucy, out of my face
    Counter-Strike is dominating you, in this Arms Race

    EA brother's gay, oh so gay he fucks his dad
    While his dad is making Battlefield, so very sad
    Battlefield has big maps, the size of my dick
    That's why loadings take, one hour, you little prick

    Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to play?
    Just go fuck the dad and Battlefield 'cuz they're so gay

    Thanks from Counter-Strike fans are appreciated. I'll post Hitman Vs. MGS later...
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    Ehhhh..

    I only thanked because i like csgo

    anyways, the bottoms a bit bad


    the tops decent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sur. View Post
    Ehhhh..

    I only thanked because i like csgo

    anyways, the bottoms a bit bad


    the tops decent
    Bottom was done by my friend, we made a feat..
    CoD is written by myself.
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    CS the kid already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exorcism View Post
    CS the kid already.
    Although i do agree he should get CS, this thread is not really a CS thread.
    Not something that makes him deserve it.

    He was asking for feedback, so let's stick to that, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sur. View Post
    Although i do agree he should get CS, this thread is not really a CS thread.
    Not something that makes him deserve it.

    He was asking for feedback, so let's stick to that, eh?
    My feedback was that I disliked it, so I said he deserved CS. Maybe it was not clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exorcism View Post
    CS the kid already.
    You should get CS for trashing my thread. Please politely add me to your ignore list the same way I've added you now and GO (not to be confused with GTFO).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post


    You should get CS for trashing my thread. Please politely add me to your ignore list the same way I've added you now and GO (not to be confused with GTFO).
    If this was true, we all would get CS for trashing threads. I was giving my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exorcism View Post


    If this was true, we all would get CS for trashing threads. I was giving my opinion.
    The CS I meant was Counter-Strike, so you could play and then it changes your mind.
    If this were* true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post


    The CS I meant was Counter-Strike, so you could play and then it changes your mind.

    This guy deserves CS. Counter-Strike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post



    While your game has thirty gigs of shit, worth nothing
    I Lol'd .

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post


    I Lol'd .
    I'm sure you'd LOL more when you read my Hitman Vs. MGS.

    Opinion? @Jov
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    Call of duty is for no life faggots who prefer playin on a unrealistic game.
    Play bf4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Call of duty is for no life faggots who prefer playin on a unrealistic game.
    Play bf4
    2nd verse for you, cs rules.
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