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    >Pissed because someone hit your hand.
    >Proceed to repeatedly smash hand into a solid object.

    Didn't have time to analyze the logic eh Toxy?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    >Pissed because someone hit your hand.
    >Proceed to repeatedly smash hand into a solid object.

    Didn't have time to analyze the logic eh Toxy?



    Thank you, I was wondering the same thing.

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    What happened that you had to get stitches for your hand?
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    lol what happened after 0:16 arms errywhere

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    Not cool, man. I'm certain your friend didn't intend to rip your stitches out by simply slapping your hand. What friend would that be? And if that is in his character, why would you hang around someone like that?

    Why couldn't you say something like, "Hey man that shit fucking hurts; I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that again"? You should work on that anger.

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    @Aborted if your leg is hurt and someone kicks it, you'll beat the shit out of them. And in order to beat the shit out of them you MUST use your leg. When you're pissed, you forget about whatever is hurting and focus on destroying the thing that got you pissed. Happened to me once, kicked the friend in the leg, he ran after me for like .5 km. @Toxin Good Job, exaggerated reaction but still well-done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    >Pissed because someone hit your hand.
    >Proceed to repeatedly smash hand into a solid object.

    Didn't have time to analyze the logic eh Toxy?



    Worth it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post
    What happened that you had to get stitches for your hand?
    I was drunk and pissed and punched a mirror.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Your right swing is weak as fuck, but you've got a nice left.
    I was punching with stitches on my right. I didn't want to over do it. But I am naturally left handed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    Not cool, man. I'm certain your friend didn't intend to rip your stitches out by simply slapping your hand. What friend would that be? And if that is in his character, why would you hang around someone like that?

    Why couldn't you say something like, "Hey man that shit fucking hurts; I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that again"? You should work on that anger.

    +10 douche points for you, -10 defense points for your 'bro.'
    When you run your toe into something. Do you instantly stop and be like "oh I'm sorry table. I didn't see you there. I didn't mean to run my toe into you." naw your more like "FUCK! That hurt!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post


    Worth it.



    I was drunk and pissed and punched a mirror.



    I was punching with stitches on my right. I didn't want to over do it. But I am naturally left handed.



    When you run your toe into something. Do you instantly stop and be like "oh I'm sorry table. I didn't see you there. I didn't mean to run my toe into you." naw your more like "FUCK! That hurt!"
    You have to be courteous to the table.
    Hi, how nice of you to stop by Mr toe.

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    I'm just curious ... You guys still friends ?
    Shit like this happens all the time with my friends and what makes it awesome that we still friends.

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