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    So my friend just sent me this

    For some reason my friend sent me his chat from a erotic roleplay (I think its about homestuck or something)


    All I could say was




    Code:
    This is a script style, not safe for work chat.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    my birthday!your girlfriend!gardenGnostic [GG] joined chat.
    GG: hey strider!!!
    TG: hey jade
    TG: you know
    TG: i still cant beleieve karkats shipping chart was accurateish
    TG: i mean the irony behind that is unprecedented
    TG: by the way
    GG: haha. guess what today is! *jumps up and down excitedly like a 5 year old*
    TG: uh the day i give you my virginity?
    TG: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    TG: you dum dum
    GG: *she laughs and kisses him*
    TG: *embraces the kiss whole heartedly*
    TG: by the way
    GG: *she blushes* is it really the day you give me your virginity?
    TG: i was serious about the virginity thing
    TG: happy birthday
    TG: if you want it
    TG: take it im yours
    GG: ill give you mine. thank you. i do
    TG: but its not my birthday
    TG: hmmm
    TG: our birthdays are close
    TG: ((are we in your room?))
    GG: *smiles* ((yes))
    TG: ((or in jades evil battleship room))
    TG: ((i think evil battleship would be nice))
    GG: ((ok))
    TG: *grabs and swirls around onto bed*
    TG: *;ay down next too*
    TG: you know i really like your rooms color
    GG: *giggles* oh thank you
    TG: *pinches your ears*
    TG: you know those are just the cutest
    GG: hehe woof
    TG: i like
    TG: really wanna nibble on them
    TG: *inchworms closer to your head slowly on your bed*
    GG: do it *smiles*
    TG: *with a really funny face*
    TG: *nibble*
    GG: *she blushes and moans softly*
    TG: *pulls your god tier hood off*
    TG: *kisses forhead*
    TG: *slowly works down to lips*
    GG: *smiles*
    TG: ((how do you smile while kissing... doesnt it like disrupt the kissing))
    TG: ((but its real cute))
    TG: *moves away from lips caresses head and starts to kiss and suck on neck*
    TG: *other hand on back of your left shoulder
    GG: ((hehe no... and you're turning it into a sloppy makeout))
    TG: ((sorry)) ((maybe you should try to take controll a little))
    GG: *she starts to moan more*
    TG: *hand on should slowly rolls back and onto jades chest*
    GG: ((nooo you're doing great... i cant imagine jade being the dominant one...))
    TG: ((yeah)) ((your right))
    GG: *she gasps feeling his hands on her chest*
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: *starts to move heaving warm body closer*
    GG: *she smirks and pulls him closer to her*
    TG: ((idk what to do next...))
    TG: ((oooh))
    TG: *leans up onto knees while on top of her*
    TG: *pulls hood off rolls shirt off*
    GG: *she smirks* you're so sexy strider
    TG: *starts to roll jades sweater off*
    GG: *she blushes slightly*
    TG: ((im dealing with 2 chats at the same time))
    TG: ((being dave in both))
    GG: ((yeah... im in like 6))
    TG: ((my godz
    TG: ((this is the first time ive done 2 at a time and its hard))
    GG: ((haha its fun. omg karkat got so triggered he disconnected))
    TG: by his ancestor?
    TG: ((woops))
    TG: jane
    TG: oh my god *giggle*
    GG: ((im jade in both))
    TG: your bra has those cute ass little octopi
    TG: *jade
    GG: *she crosses her arms over her chest, blushing deeply*
    TG: *pulls arms away pushing his face into her chest*
    TG: (muffled) there so soft
    GG: *moans softly*
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    GG: is your connection bad?))
    TG: ((since your god tier outfit is a dress your in your panties too))
    TG: ((not really its fine))
    GG: ((ok...))
    TG: * stands on bed trying to take pants off*
    TG: *falls off bed*
    GG: hahaha
    TG: #thud#
    GG: *laughs*
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: *stands up wearing just underwear in sexy pose with and akward smile*
    GG: *rolling on the bed laughing*
    TG: *still wearing shades*
    TG: *starts to crawl towards jade like a tiger
    GG: *takes his shades and giggles*
    TG: *puts hands on her waist and starts to pull down her painties with squirdles on them*
    GG: no *she slaps his hands away*
    TG: oh
    TG: sorry
    TG: *stands up pulls shades off*
    GG: *smirks* you first tiger *wink*
    TG: do you want me to get naked first
    GG: yes
    TG: *already visable boner*
    TG: why dont you pull them down
    GG: nooo
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: would it be nice to pull then down and finally see my dick
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    GG: *watches the video online of him falling off the bed* *bursts out laughing*
    TG: come on
    GG: what?
    GG: pfftttt hahahaha!!!!
    TG: ((ok yeah im getting connection problems i think))
    turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: come on dont you want to see my dick for the first time by having it swing up in your face and getting a good look
    GG: um no... and by the way *she cant look at him since shes lying* i dont know how that video got online
    TG: ((what video))?
    TG: what video...
    GG: the one of you falling off the bed...
    GG: oh look a million views
    TG: whaaaaaat
    GG: hahaha
    TG: * hands reach for the sky while i collapse onto the bed*
    TG: *giggle a little*
    TG: well
    GG: stop being so fucking dramatic
    TG: *stands back up
    TG: these arent coming off unless by your hand
    TG: because your fucking king arthur
    TG: and my dick is Excalibur
    GG: ok then they aren't *smirks*
    TG: only you can make it stone
    TG: *mumbles* wait that metaphor didnt make much sense...
    GG: shouldn't that be medusa?
    TG: eh i guess
    TG: well ok then how about this...
    TG: *tackles jade*
    GG: ahhh
    TG: scrambles to take her bra off*
    GG: noooo
    TG: ((you should tp me somewhere else...)) to get even once your topless))
    GG: ok do you have kik?))
    TG: ((no i do not))
    TG: ((dont worry ill use time travel to get back here as quick as possible
    TG: ))
    GG: haha ok))
    TG: *suceeds*
    TG: *jumps off of bed starts swinging the bra around **wears it on his head* *wears a a trophy belt*
    GG: *crosses her arms over her chest*
    GG: immature *coughs loudly*
    TG: ((have jade and dave looked at eachother naked)) ((i imagine they have but not there underwear except bra)) ((i bet shed still hide her breasts though))
    TG: *pulls underwear down*
    TG: ok done did
    TG: what do you think?
    GG: *doesnt even notice he has handcuffs in his hands*
    turntechGodhead's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: what
    TG: whered these come from?
    GG: whatever *shrugs* uhhh *backs away*
    GG: why do you have those???
    GG: *it kind of turns her on to think that he is going to handcuff her and get her virginity with her laying there helplessly in the handcuffs*
    ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
    turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.
    ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    TG: (( dave would never do that))
    TG: ((maybe dave would be willing to do that after being with jade for while
    GG: ((just be ooc for one minute))
    TG: ((whats ooc?))
    TG: ((this is only like the 4rth erotic rp ive ever done))
    GG: ((original character))
    TG: (( i thought i was i dont think dave would handcuff and rape jade))
    TG: * throws handcuffs under the bed**
    GG: ((when you say it like that it sounds bad...))
    TG: well were not gonna use those
    TG: yeah so what do you think of my dick
    GG: ok i don't care
    TG: fuck you so much you totally just ruined this rp
    TG: fuck you
    TG: fairwell
    turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.
    my birthday!your girlfriend!gardenGnostic's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
    turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
    turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.


     

    Vouch Thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Date: March 20th, 2014
    Other Person involved: No others, only me and OP.
    Item that has been sold/traded: CrunchyRoll Account
    Selling Thread (URL): https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=807479
    Extra Notes: Friendly person, always nice to meet a fellow anime watcher Transaction was fast and went smoothly.


     

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    I am not reading some Homestuck Erotic Fan Fiction.

    That shit can all die.

    *exits thread*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    I am not reading some Homestuck Erotic Fan Fiction.

    That shit can all die.

    *exits thread*
    Tell me about :I, all he does it talk about it


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Date: March 20th, 2014
    Other Person involved: No others, only me and OP.
    Item that has been sold/traded: CrunchyRoll Account
    Selling Thread (URL): https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=807479
    Extra Notes: Friendly person, always nice to meet a fellow anime watcher Transaction was fast and went smoothly.


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invaild_Username View Post
    Tell me about :I, all he does it talk about it
    Homestuck is garbage. I get what they tried to do, but it just isn't my thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Express. View Post
    The fuck is wrong with him?
    I asked him :I



     

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    Item that has been sold/traded: CrunchyRoll Account
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    Quote Originally Posted by Invaild_Username View Post
    I asked him :I

    Yea his infected with homesickness Type 1.
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    [+2]ahmedTC- He went first!
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    [+3]Poxer- I went first 3 times.
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    [+1]Andyl- I went first. Very trusted!
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    [+1]Maxedout- I went first.(Great deal and Great guy.)!
    [+1]Abber- He went first.
    [+2]himekami- Used Maxedout.
    [+1]Heat.- I went first w/o OMM.
    [+2]bannanaman- He went first.(Over 220$ deal)
    [+1]igocham- Used Maxedout.
    [+2]Jeremychubby-Used Busted!
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    [+1]silverarc- Went first with a steam key.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Express. View Post


    Yea his infected with homesickness Type 1.
    rofl

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    How can I get in on the sweet sexy action

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    How can I get in on the sweet sexy action
    LOL faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post

    LOL faggot.
    You know it brother <3 just desperate for some loooove.

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