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    I found out that my girlfriend...

    So it took me a while to get the nerve to post this but since I have no idea how to respond to this situation... I'm looking to seek some advice on how to get revenge in the best way possible on my "GF".

    But before we do that, I'll explain what happened:

    It was Valentine's Day, and I decided that I would surprise her by getting her flowers, a bear and some candy and putting in her locker. After that I would ask her out to dinner at a really fancy restaurant that I saved up almost months for (I mean an appetizer costed $22). After eating dinner, I drove her back to my house and we started making out (normal) and she grabbed my hand and started to move it down 'there'. Instead of expecting to feel some pussy, I felt a large lump and pretty much pushed "her" away and kicked "her" out of my house. So now I'm not sure if I imagined this but this 'girl' is literally one of the hottest girls in my school yet she might have a dick. Do I expose her to the entire school?

    I'm seeking advice from the more fucked up side of MPGH that I know has had experience with this scenario multiple times: @AqworldThunder @Empire @Aborted



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    LOL, edits in 10 minutes later saying that it is a post ban.
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    Should've just suck her dick on the spot you pussy.

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    You should've gone along with it and then fingered the whole on the end of his dick.
    Now try to get that cringeworthy thought out of your head faggots.

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