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    How Did You Skip School?

    We all did it, can't tell me otherwise.

    I used to hide in my closet and play on my laptop, then when it was time for school to be out, I would sneak over to my front door, open it to act like I was getting home, and pretend that everything was good.

    inb4 came out of closet jokes...

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    Pretend I'm sick, probably the most famous way
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    Ill pretend I'm sick or my stomach hurt. Sometimes Ill even just act like I'm walking in and go eat something with my friends. /ggmom

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    Never skipped school, but I have skipped classes.
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    break you arm, it will probably help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    Never skipped school, but I have skipped classes.
    What is the point of that? If you're going to not go to a class, might as well just leave all together.
    My senior year I used to just walk out the front doors and just drive around. I was 18, can't tell me no.

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    I never skipped, mostly because I missed plenty on sick days 'n shit.

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    I skipped class but I never tried to be slick about it. I told my parents straight up I ain't going.

    They hit me with bamboo, but I got my point across.

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    ​Hell, I'd skip after already getting to school.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    The only time I've ever skipped school was when I was supposed to be on a trip and it got cancelled so I figured that I'd still be marked off on the schools system so me and a few friends went home. Last week I got a letter in about it, looks like it's a lot easier in other parts of the world than it is over here. What did you guys say to the school when they asked why you weren't there?

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    Say I'm sick .
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    I've never skipped school before. Only classes. Mainly because i'm in 8th grade, and we're not accustomed to all the sketchy shit.
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    I skipped class, but maybe 1 an month im ''sick''

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    Tbh my parents never really cared about me(or what i like to think, seriously chill af). I always walked to school and walked back and if I came home at 12, they would not give a single fuck. Only gave me lunch money.
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    In Egypt me and my friends used to wait for the teachers to take attendance and by 3rd period we would sneak out the class between periods. We then proceeded to jump the fence out the school and then do whatever we wanted.

    I didn't do that alot though personally, like twice I think.

    At the time, I would rather wait the whole day out so I could jump into the girls school after school(the schools were separated boys and girls) or just start a fight with a random dude.
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