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    Kid drinks a pee of camel LOOOOOL



    That saudi kid made me laugh as fuck.

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    I laugh as fuck, such hilarious.
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    Only in Egypt.
    Probably most likely because there are no camels almost anywhere else.

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    actually drinking camel urine is a Saudi Arabian "habit", never heard of it in Egypt though.
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    Only in Egypt.
    Probably most likely because there are no camels almost anywhere else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    actually drinking camel urine is a Saudi Arabian "habit"
    Seems too made up to be true
     

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    You brought this up, now prepare for punishment:
    We have this mother fucking insane teacher. He's from Eritrea. He can literally teach any subject (other than languages or french, not including arabic though) better than any teacher you'll ever see!! He knows a hell load about Islam, and if he does go to the debate section, people there will be no match for him. Anyway, this guy is so wise and full of knowledge. However, he happens to be insane (I think he is and I'll say why. Might be insane to me but not to you). So he got his stories of beating Jinn. One of them: "I was walking once in the street, then saw this Jinn. I held him, tripped him, then burnt him with Ayat'ul kursee" (A verse from Qura'an). And another one was him exorcising a guy who had a Jinn who spoke true Urdu ( @Symmetrical ). So anyway, he exorcised it. And then he goes around telling stories about sex, and how he's against gay marriage, and how some people in the US fuck dogs/animals etc. We, as in Arabs,don't take Sex Ed. And don't know about sex earlier either (6th grade I think). So he kept telling them how women have sex with dogs etc. And for 9th graders, he kept talking about how long a penis could be. Last but not least, he used to somehow wind up as our substitute teacher. He never wastes time, so instead of taking us to play, he gives us a math question that if your the school's genius, you won't be able to solve. So this guy, he drinks a cup of camel urine everyday, eats a full onion, followed by an apple and some parsley. So yeah, and a friend of mine was invited before to a "party" where camel urine was supposed to be drank atleast one time by each of the visitors (they did know before going).
    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post

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    What's the best part about an Ethiopian blowjob?





















    You know she'll swallow.
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    Why must you post with such shitty grammar?

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    that desert heat, gotta keep hydrated

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    What's the best part about an Ethiopian blowjob?

    You know she'll swallow.
    Tried Ethiopian food?




























    Neither have they.

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