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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    I don't know what was sadder about this post:

    A. You spent 50 bucks on an ebook.

    B. You found it on Pornhub

    C. You were distracted by an eBook ad and not what you came there for. (Porn.)
    I'm good at multi-tasking, I can read an eBook and fap at the same time. #skill
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    I think you messed up just a tad bit. Talk to her or something mang.

     
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    Let the MPGH world know I am the real pussy slayer. @Vertice . So i'll gladly help you out.

    1) Say Hi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Third Hokage View Post
    Let the MPGH world know I am the real pussy slayer. @Vertice . So i'll gladly help you out.

    1) Say Hi
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    3) Refer to step 1 and 2 if struggling
    We both know who's the real one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post


    I was the one who told him to break up with his gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    "Hey, sorry to interrupt your little metal circle jerk, but Jordan, you look amazing today."
    Next time, just say: "I know."
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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    You can only trust porn.

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    Just say to her, "Oh i'm sorry about the other day, i was shy" Mwaha
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    Go to her and apologize, and say that you were distracted or sad about the news about your father
    Hope he gets well
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    Quote Originally Posted by .VIZ View Post
    Just say to her, "Oh i'm sorry about the other day, i was shy" Mwaha
    yeah . I agreed that!

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    Better than catching a bonner in front of her, ehh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    So if you did not know, the same day my father was told he had so long to live, was the same day my girlfriend broke up with me. Woo.

    But whatever. I was at school, and there is this girl I see almost every day and she is just the right kind of hot. Media really fucks kids up when it comes to what is really hot about women. This girl listens to all my music I like, she is a generally nice person, and seems to like me. Too bad for her, this is the first time I could not make a cohesive sentence when talking to her for the first time.

    She walked up to my group of friends and said verbatim:

    "Hey, sorry to interrupt your little metal circle jerk, but Jordan, you look amazing today." Now I did absolutely nothing today. Nothing. I mean nothing. My reaction is not what you would expect from someone you just gave a compliment to, usually you would say:

    "Oh thanks. You are also very beautiful." Or something along those lines. Fuck that. I said:

    "... THANKS." and I did not say it calmly. I said it like it was forced. she is like ohwellok and then walks away.


    Might have fucked that up. Might have.
    It was at the "You are also beautiful" part.
    People can interpret that as you only said it because she complimented you.
    Although, I don't see why she would break up with you over that


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    It was at the "You are also beautiful" part.
    People can interpret that as you only said it because she complimented you.
    Although, I don't see why she would break up with you over that
    This was a different girl, not my ex Hugo. Gah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    This was a different girl, not my ex Hugo. Gah.
    Maybe she had a bad day


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