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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    This was a different girl, not my ex Hugo. Gah.

    First thing you do tomorrow is find out what she likes for breakfast or lunch. Go buy it and go find her ASAP.

    Say to her:

    Sorry about the other day but I had some bad news in my family. It would make me feel better if you would accept this little gift from me as an apology for being abrupt, and maybe we could meet up later to talk some more.

    She's yours dude!

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    UPDATE:

    To all you people who cared to know, like @Riddick and @Hugo Boss , I saw her again today, and I apologized. I told her she was stunning and it was hard to say anything, so something stupid blurted out. She replies:

    "It's fine, I know your not usually like that so I assumed you either got nervous or you were needing to take a shit or something." Classy.

    So I took her to lunch, nothing fancy, Just some nice Dicks Burgers and drove up onto a hill and sat on the hood of my truck. Where I parked you can see alot of the neighborhoods, and it was pretty calm. We kissed and she said she would love to do it again some other time.


    Guys. I nailed it. @Ghost your son made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    UPDATE:

    To all you people who cared to know, like @Riddick and @Hugo Boss , I saw her again today, and I apologized. I told her she was stunning and it was hard to say anything, so something stupid blurted out. She replies:

    "It's fine, I know your not usually like that so I assumed you either got nervous or you were needing to take a shit or something." Classy.

    So I took her to lunch, nothing fancy, Just some nice Dicks Burgers and drove up onto a hill and sat on the hood of my truck. Where I parked you can see alot of the neighborhoods, and it was pretty calm. We kissed and she said she would love to do it again some other time.


    Guys. I nailed it. @Ghost your son made it.
    Congratulations


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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    UPDATE:

    To all you people who cared to know, like @Riddick and @Hugo Boss , I saw her again today, and I apologized. I told her she was stunning and it was hard to say anything, so something stupid blurted out. She replies:

    "It's fine, I know your not usually like that so I assumed you either got nervous or you were needing to take a shit or something." Classy.

    So I took her to lunch, nothing fancy, Just some nice Dicks Burgers and drove up onto a hill and sat on the hood of my truck. Where I parked you can see alot of the neighborhoods, and it was pretty calm. We kissed and she said she would love to do it again some other time.


    Guys. I nailed it. @Ghost your son made it.
    thats just awesome! congratulations and thanks for posting what happend next.





     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    UPDATE:

    To all you people who cared to know, like @Riddick and @Hugo Boss , I saw her again today, and I apologized. I told her she was stunning and it was hard to say anything, so something stupid blurted out. She replies:

    "It's fine, I know your not usually like that so I assumed you either got nervous or you were needing to take a shit or something." Classy.

    So I took her to lunch, nothing fancy, Just some nice Dicks Burgers and drove up onto a hill and sat on the hood of my truck. Where I parked you can see alot of the neighborhoods, and it was pretty calm. We kissed and she said she would love to do it again some other time.


    Guys. I nailed it. @Ghost your son made it.
    What ? Kissing a girl is normal in your country ? This girls seems a bitch that's why she accepted to kiss you in the first or second time you meet her. But anyways , congratulations you f8g!

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    Second base next time then eh! It's gonna be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muntailor View Post

    What ? Kissing a girl is normal in your country ? This girls seems a bitch that's why she accepted to kiss you in the first or second time you meet her. But anyways , congratulations you f8g!
    If I don't fuck them on the third date, I blow them out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riddick View Post
    Second base next time then eh! It's gonna be
    mah nigga

    Quote Originally Posted by Muntailor View Post

    What ? Kissing a girl is normal in your country ? This girls seems a bitch that's why she accepted to kiss you in the first or second time you meet her. But anyways , congratulations you f8g!
    walking isn't a factor once i am done with her uknowutimsaiyan

    also shutupfggt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    UPDATE:

    To all you people who cared to know, like @Riddick and @Hugo Boss , I saw her again today, and I apologized. I told her she was stunning and it was hard to say anything, so something stupid blurted out. She replies:

    "It's fine, I know your not usually like that so I assumed you either got nervous or you were needing to take a shit or something." Classy.

    So I took her to lunch, nothing fancy, Just some nice Dicks Burgers and drove up onto a hill and sat on the hood of my truck. Where I parked you can see alot of the neighborhoods, and it was pretty calm. We kissed and she said she would love to do it again some other time.


    Guys. I nailed it. @Ghost your son made it.
    Makin it look easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post


    Makin it look easy.
    Damn it Bernie it is easy, you gotta get over your shyness. Girls love a confident man. (That being said, I sure as fuck didn't show that much confidence yesterday.)

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    Most beta reply I have ever seen. Should have said something so stupid and sarcastic that made her pants just flood.

    "Looking this good doesn't come cheap, but today I'm half off." and then toss her a wink. Instant sex right there man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    Damn it Bernie it is easy, you gotta get over your shyness. Girls love a confident man. (That being said, I sure as fuck didn't show that much confidence yesterday.)
    But but...I don't even love girls that much, their stupidity bothers me And the ones I like are mostly lesbians.

    Edit: And talking to tons of people is so much easier than going 1 on 1. Shit gets awk.
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