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    Talking to girls, and how I fucked it up.

    So if you did not know, the same day my father was told he had so long to live, was the same day my girlfriend broke up with me. Woo.

    But whatever. I was at school, and there is this girl I see almost every day and she is just the right kind of hot. Media really fucks kids up when it comes to what is really hot about women. This girl listens to all my music I like, she is a generally nice person, and seems to like me. Too bad for her, this is the first time I could not make a cohesive sentence when talking to her for the first time.

    She walked up to my group of friends and said verbatim:

    "Hey, sorry to interrupt your little metal circle jerk, but Jordan, you look amazing today." Now I did absolutely nothing today. Nothing. I mean nothing. My reaction is not what you would expect from someone you just gave a compliment to, usually you would say:

    "Oh thanks. You are also very beautiful." Or something along those lines. Fuck that. I said:

    "... THANKS." and I did not say it calmly. I said it like it was forced. she is like ohwellok and then walks away.


    Might have fucked that up. Might have.

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    You did not fuck up, you did well now let her come to you again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Silly boy, talk to the MPGH pussy slayer, @Genesis
    HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S ALOT OF WRONG THINGS IN ONE SENTENCE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S ALOT OF WRONG THINGS IN ONE SENTENCE.
    Well, just tell her that you were really nervous,'cause she was looking too hot to respond to. Girls fall for that shit all the time. Plus, it's probably true.
     
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    I'd say she'd understand
    I'm pretty sure a girl can tell when a guy's nervous

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBajan View Post
    I'd say she'd understand
    I'm pretty sure a girl can tell when a guy's nervous
    I am usually smooth as butter, i dunno why i fucked it up so bad there

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    Quote Originally Posted by kennyltam View Post
    Well, just tell her that you were really nervous,'cause she was looking too hot to respond to. Girls fall for that shit all the time. Plus, it's probably true.
    Yea I agree, just make some reason like that and she'll melt into your fingers like butter


    OT: @Misery I hope you're doing well with the news about your father. I hope he gets well soon
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    You're straight??

    Jk, it doesn't seem so bad but having that happen face to face might have been pretty awkward. I'm sure she'll come back again and say it, all you have to do is wear the same clothes, same hair, shower, get the same group of friends, and sit in the same spot. Automatically will cause something to tick in her brain and she will repeat the compliment to you. This is what buying $50 worth of an eBook from an ad on Pornhub gets you.
    Godlike.

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    Just ask her out already, besides if you get rejected you always have me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    You're straight??

    Jk, it doesn't seem so bad but having that happen face to face might have been pretty awkward. I'm sure she'll come back again and say it, all you have to do is wear the same clothes, same hair, shower, get the same group of friends, and sit in the same spot. Automatically will cause something to tick in her brain and she will repeat the compliment to you. This is what buying $50 worth of an eBook from an ad on Pornhub gets you.
    I don't know what was sadder about this post:

    A. You spent 50 bucks on an ebook.

    B. You found it on Pornhub

    C. You were distracted by an eBook ad and not what you came there for. (Porn.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    Just ask her out already, besides if you get rejected you always have me
    why have her when i can have you i mean i don't even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    why have her when i can have you i mean i don't even.
    You guys would look cuuuute together
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post
    Silly boy, talk to the MPGH pussy slayer, @Genesis
    I was the one who told him to break up with his gf.

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