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    Tornado!!!!!

    Tornado signal is everywhere on my tv channel! What should i do? THIS IS NOT FAKE! REPEAT THIS IS NOT FAKE!
    I live in sacramento and there is a tornado signal!

    https://www.wunderground.com/US/CA/017.html
    Last edited by -Confess; 02-28-2014 at 08:36 PM.

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    Gather all your money, gold, important and expensive shit, go dig a hole in your backyard, get bunch of food, and go down there for like 1 day until it's over.

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    Here are some sources to check out if you're really scared:

    https://gohsep.la.gov/factsheets/whattodoinatornado.htm

    https://info.louisiana.edu/mahler/oep/sug-torn.html

    https://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/safety.html


    If you're too lazy, here are some key facts:
    1.Avoid windows and go to the lowest floor possible.
    2.Do NOT go outdoors.
    3.Wear head protection, it can save your life.
    4.Stay away from heavy objects, they might fall on you.
    5.If the tornado is near, cover yourself with a mattress to protect yourself from falling debris.
    6.Keep a good supply of food, batteries, water, etc...
    7.Have a radio nearby.
    8.You can always go to a shelter if you're REALLY scared.

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    Its time to survive ! Good Luck

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    Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nado_outbreaks

    There are.

    And there are about 6 million other things out there trying to kill you in australia.

    No thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.
    easy to say,hard to do.




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    get the fuck outta your computer and brace yourself fool! Also clear your browser history just in case u die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Johnson View Post


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nado_outbreaks

    There are.

    And there are about 6 million other things out there trying to kill you in australia.

    No thanks.
    I never seen one, and also I am still alive :P

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