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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple's Sheep View Post

    Rape = Jail. So no.
    Just don't drop the soap, or else the rape-train comes full circle.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Trolling OP is trolling. No, wait, he isnt trolling anyone, he's just spamming.
    You dont ask a girl to have sex with you. You just take her clothes and do it. "Nothing is impossible".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Champloo. View Post
    You find a quiet place in your elementary school during recess/play time and then offer her your crayons/toy trucks/action figures for a blowjob.

    She accepts the offer and therefore you are free to take off her pants and suck her dick. Thank and rep me if i helped.
    I can vouch for this method. Works 90% of the time, every time.

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    how about this.
    *new question*

    How do you ask some random girl for their number then later ask for nudes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple's Sheep View Post
    how about this.
    *new question*

    How do you ask some random girl for their number then later ask for nudes?
    Start a conversation with her, make it interesting, then say that you have to leave and that if she wants to keep talking then she can give you her number and you can text her. I dunno. Asking for nudes takes time.
    Godlike.

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    'Would you accept if i asked you to have sex with me?'
    She will bitch-slap you after that ^^

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    Send her a picture of your 1 inch galactic battleship, she'd have no choice but to say yes.

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    Get her drunk like college girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Express. View Post
    Get her drunk like college girls.
    only in 10th grade. I don't go to parties.

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