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    School and Girls.

    How do you ask some random girl to have sex with you? in school

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    "Can I have sex with you?"

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    Actually talking to them would probably help your cause...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodhouse View Post
    Actually talking to them would probably help your cause...
    no, like asking a straight up slut, in a higher grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple's Sheep View Post


    no, like asking a straight up slut, in a higher grade.
    Looking back at your possible age category, this is what you should do:

    "Hey girllllll, I heard you been getting some of the nice 8th grader dick.. Wanna get a taste of my 6th grader destroyer?"

    She might be turned on by this point.

    "Depends, how big is your 'destroyer'? "

    "2 inches."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Looking back at your possible age category, this is what you should do:

    "Hey girllllll, I heard you been getting some of the nice 8th grader dick.. Wanna get a taste of my 6th grader destroyer?"

    She might be turned on by this point.

    "Depends, how big is your 'destroyer'? "

    "2 inches."

    GG.
    I am in 10th grade xD I was talking about Juniors, and maybe some sophomores aswell. xD

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    Rape.
    Rape is always the answer.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Rape.
    Rape is always the answer.
    Rape = Jail. So no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple's Sheep View Post

    I am in 10th grade xD I was talking about Juniors, and maybe some sophomores aswell. xD
    Take her to a party and get her drunk off her ass, if she's having fun it just might lead to sex.
    Godlike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Rape.
    Rape is always the answer.
    made me fucking laugh so hard dang it

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    just tune her for a day or two, then do get a free house, invite her over and let it happen

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    You find a quiet place in your elementary school during recess/play time and then offer her your crayons/toy trucks/action figures for a blowjob.

    She accepts the offer and therefore you are free to take off her pants and suck her dick. Thank and rep me if i helped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champloo. View Post
    You find a quiet place in your elementary school during recess/play time and then offer her your crayons/toy trucks/action figures for a blowjob.

    She accepts the offer and therefore you are free to take off her pants and suck her dick. Thank and rep me if i helped.
    I lost it at pants thing .


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