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    You all fapping in class? That's a insta-no-no.

    Unless, of course, you are charging up your J.O. Crystals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuhrain View Post


    what you were doing? your father saw?
    I was fucking her. He saw everything, he was standing there for 2-3 seconds couldnt say anything then went out. That was the last time he came in without knockin'

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    How in fresh fuck would you ever get caught?
    Besides​ jerking it in public like a trogladyte.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tao. View Post
    You all fapping in class? That's a insta-no-no.

    Unless, of course, you are charging up your J.O. Crystals.
    LOL. Yes, that is exactly what everyone here is doing. Maybe we can all do it together.
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    im pro when it come to fapping never get caught

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    How in fresh fuck would you ever get caught?
    Besides​ jerking it in public like a trogladyte.
    When my computer was out in the kitchen years ago, I was jerkin' it at like 1 in the morning.
    My idiot brother literally rushed out of the room and turned the corner to catch me watchin' some weird-ass porn I can't even remember.

    Thank fuck I was somehow able to hide my dick and all he saw was the porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    When my computer was out in the kitchen years ago, I was jerkin' it at like 1 in the morning.
    My idiot brother literally rushed out of the room and turned the corner to catch me watchin' some weird-ass porn I can't even remember.

    Thank fuck I was somehow able to hide my dick and all he saw was the porn.
    The best way to combat being caught is to look them dead in the eyes and continue whacking it.
    It completely diverts the awkwardness.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    The best way to combat being caught is to look them dead in the eyes and continue whacking it.
    It completely diverts the awkwardness.
    I tried that.
    In short: no.
    In long: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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