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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    The best way to combat being caught is to look them dead in the eyes and continue whacking it.
    It completely diverts the awkwardness.
    Tried that, brother walks in and sees me whackin' it, I looked at him and continued to punish the bishop as he stared in awe.

    He pulls up a chair and joins me.

    #bonding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makknyusz View Post
    I was fucking her. He saw everything, he was standing there for 2-3 seconds couldnt say anything then went out. That was the last time he came in without knockin'
    wow! I think your father amazed on you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    Sex you idiot
    I just want to confirm.. -.-
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    When my computer was out in the kitchen years ago, I was jerkin' it at like 1 in the morning.
    My idiot brother literally rushed out of the room and turned the corner to catch me watchin' some weird-ass porn I can't even remember.

    Thank fuck I was somehow able to hide my dick and all he saw was the porn.
    I was in a similar situation. I was in my room (my door is fucked up, I can't lock it) and I was wanking sometime in the middle of the night and my sister burst in my room to get a cell phone charger. Just like you I was able to hide the D but she did see some lolicon hentai.....

    Yeah.... she never looks at me the same way. She also ran in on me playing an eroge, I wasn't wanking however but it was awkward..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuhrain View Post


    wow! I think your father amazed on you
    Actually he was proud, telling his friends and everything

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    #FuckFapping!

    get a chick that do it for you.

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    Never been caught.
    I'm like the Sam Fisher of fapping.

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    hiding the fact that you are Fapping is a skill by itself,you need a seventh sence
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    Never got busted.

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    I dont need fapping when i can afford pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    Why the hell would you fap in public?

    Okay, so you see this hot bitch walking down the sidewalk and you think to yourself "dayum son, look at that ass" and then you realize Johnny is standing fully up. Instead of being rational Johnny wants to be wanked. So you wank. In the middle of the sidewalk. Like a boss.

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