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    Am i the only one that doesn't understand what he said?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Am i the only one that doesn't understand what he said?
    "what do i do after I fuck a girl"







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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    go for another round
    The second go round is such a pain in the ass ._.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post


    The second go round is such a pain in the ass ._.
    Then don't take tranny's.





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    ​You cuddle like a man.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyDoge1 View Post

    Then don't take tranny's.
    Ahaha classic comedian. im going fap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post


    Ahaha classic comedian. im going fap.
    I just had to post it.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​You cuddle like a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    "what do i do after I fuck a girl"
    well, that part i understood, its the gibberish after that



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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyDoge1 View Post

    Then don't take tranny's.
    AHAHAHA. You made a funny.

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    3 things to do after sexual relations:

    Cuddling is the first, and probably the most important. Although sex is a very intimate thing, cuddling and falling asleep can be just as intimate. Also, it shows you genuinely care for him/her, and that may seal the deal for more action.

    Second is actually going a second time. Usually, females who have done it before are not satisfied with one shot of your protein power. If you do not last long in the bed chambers, training yourself in restraint is a must as well. (If masturbating, before climaxing stop masturbating and then continue. This worked for me when I had that issue.)

    Third is food, and don't do the "Make me a sandwich" shit, because girls are dangerous creatures. They do not take well to misogynistic, douche-like comments like that. Make your girlfriend and you food, because you need to get some stamina back after creating the beasts with two backs. It does not make you any less of a man, and actually, makes you look like an awesome guy.

    Have fun with my little cheat-sheet.

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    Best thing to do after sex is to piss on her tits and then watch T.V .

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