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    Just eat as much McDonalds as you can at night and go to sleep.

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    I think this would be a process of atleast a few months. If you're skinny, you'll need atleast three months to get stable fat, and actually have fattie requirements(like manboobs, hanging fat etc). If you would gain weight and lose it too fast, you'd have to deal with excessive skin, making you or your mother have to pay a few thousand dollars, not a few hundred as for a new pc.

    Get fat? well, eat alot, eat frequent, and make it a routine. Like when you wake up, eat a huge meal, eat a few snacks like two hours later, eat an other huge meal during lunch, eat an other few snacks etc. Thats the only way to get fat on a stable note.



    But as I said earlier, you'll regret it, plus, it would take you atleast four months to get minimal results which wouldn't be that impressive either.
    ask your mom if she is prepared to pay a few thousand dollars to get skin off your belly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    I think this would be a process of atleast a few months. If you're skinny, you'll need atleast three months to get stable fat, and actually have fattie requirements(like manboobs, hanging fat etc). If you would gain weight and lose it too fast, you'd have to deal with excessive skin, making you or your mother have to pay a few thousand dollars, not a few hundred as for a new pc.

    Get fat? well, eat alot, eat frequent, and make it a routine. Like when you wake up, eat a huge meal, eat a few snacks like two hours later, eat an other huge meal during lunch, eat an other few snacks etc. Thats the only way to get fat on a stable note.



    But as I said earlier, you'll regret it, plus, it would take you atleast four months to get minimal results which wouldn't be that impressive either.
    ask your mom if she is prepared to pay a few thousand dollars to get skin off your belly.
    Precisely, so @Jhem , your best bet is to try and put on muscle mass, but that takes alot of time to get noticeable results. Unless you have monster genes, which i suspect you don't.

    Just don't try to get fat.

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    Go hit a gym, build muscle and get "fat"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post


    I can tell you that this doesn't work, even if you watch anime 12 hours aday
    I say that from personal experience m8

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    Okay so you are skinny and they are giving you a computer to not get fat(at least I would hope not) but more so get some meat on your bones. Just try to eat more.

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    @ everyone saying america, have you looked at his flag?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    I say that from personal experience m8
    I say from a personal experience that it doesn't m8

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    @ everyone saying america, have you looked at his flag?
    It might be a incorrect flag, just like your says USA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post


    Precisely, so @Jhem , your best bet is to try and put on muscle mass, but that takes alot of time to get noticeable results. Unless you have monster genes, which i suspect you don't.

    Just don't try to get fat.
    I don't really want to fat. but my mom want it. because my mom is working in another country and she's working hard.
    I can only pay my mom for being productive. what should I do? I'm serious.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jhem View Post

    I don't really want to fat. but my mom want it. because my mom is working in another country and she's working hard.
    I can only pay my mom for being productive. what should I do? I'm serious.
    Well here's the thing, me and Frost gave you ways to either get fat, or gain muscle mass.

    But in the end the decision is up to you: Your body, or a new computer.

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