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    Best Pick Up Line(s) you've ever heard/used?

    So what's the best pick up line(s) you've ever heard or used? By best I mean anything from funniest to most successful, or one that's simply your personal favourite! Men aren't the only ones who're welcome to share so don't be shy ladies :)

    I'll share one which I heard from my sister that I thought was pretty funny:

    Are you Jamaican? Cause "Jamaican" me crazy!
    Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages, it is the rule.

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    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"
    Perfect, works




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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"
    I'm guessing you say that to your hand? :P

    OT: Can I make you holla for a dolla, or May I squeeze your titties while fucking you?
    Credits go to Invalid_Username. Thanks bro!




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    I have money . (what most girls fail to realize is that its just pocket change)
    Godlike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post

    I'm guessing you say that to your hand? :P

    OT: Can I make you holla for a dolla, or May I squeeze your titties while fucking you?
    my hand never says "no"

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    Wasn't there a thread like this recently?

    @OP: Does this smell like chloroform?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitokiri~ View Post
    Wasn't there a thread like this recently?

    @OP: Does this smell like chloroform?
    No I don't think so, there was a thread where a user posted the best pickup line he's heard and it had the alphabet in it, but OT I haven't seen one since then
    Godlike.

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    I think pick up lines are only used for comedy purposes... other than that, using a pick up line is stupid.

    SOUNDCLOUD



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    ​Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Haha great stuff everyone! I heard another one: I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
    Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages, it is the rule.

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    Girl you like the 20 letters of the alphabet.
    - But there's 26?
    Oh yea, U R A Q T.
    - That's 25?
    Oh yea, I'll give you the D later.

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    What rhymes with grape?
    -I don't know, what?
    Rape bitch.

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    what??????? this is useful.
    Support me.

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