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    Ouija Board....

    Just finished using it, came in contact with a spirit named Zozo. It was a quite friendly spirit indeed, ill attempt to speak with it again next week.

    So any of you ever came in contact with a spirit?
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    Ouija boards are a crock of shit, and the fact that you believe you actually contacted a 'spirit' is laughable.
    Troll elsewhere.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Couldn't you come up with a better troll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Ouija boards are a crock of shit, and the fact that you believe you actually contacted a 'spirit' is laughable.
    Troll elsewhere.
    Have you ever even tried it? It is quite real.
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    Seems legit to me guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post


    Have you ever even tried it? It is quite real.
    Multiple times in different settings, and not a single shred of anything.
    Any and all activity is nothing more than the combination of lying co-participants and ideomotor effect.

    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    There's a shit ton of videos on youtube about zozo.

    I don't know about ouija boards man, i would rather just stay away from them.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
    There's a shit ton of videos on youtube about zozo.

    I don't know about ouija boards man, i would rather just stay away from them.
    Zozo is friendly.
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    I've actually saw a Spirit walk around my house, I was pissing but then it like flew away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post

    Zozo is friendly.
    Friendly or not, if spirits were real i don't think you should play around with them bro .

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    I've had bad experiences with spirits, i was possessed by Bin Laden's ghost after a seance with my mates,I was going around accusing my neighbors and acquaintances of being nothing but a bunch of traitors and sinners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
    I've had bad experiences with spirits, i was possessed by Bin Laden's ghost after a seance with my mates,I was going around accusing my neighbors and acquaintances of being nothing but a bunch of traitors and sinners.
    Finally a realistic story that is believable

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
    I've had bad experiences with spirits, i was possessed by Bin Laden's ghost after a seance with my mates,I was going around accusing my neighbors and acquaintances of being nothing but a bunch of traitors and sinners.
    I was possessed by my evil conscience in spirit form.

    Like this, except no good side.
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    I was once masturbating and this spirit gave me a blowjob for free. Getting a blowjob from a spirit feels weird man.

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