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    True WTF material. (Not for the sane or faint of heart.)

    https://rdk.deadbsd.org/electricretard/

    This is what I jerk to.
    Last edited by Aborted; 03-19-2014 at 02:26 AM.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Some text based real life wtf, concerning former Lostprophets front man Ian Watkins.

    https://www.judiciary.gov.uk/Resource...and-others.pdf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Some text based real life wtf, concerning former Lostprophets front man Ian Watkins.

    https://www.judiciary.gov.uk/Resource...and-others.pdf
    Read that the other day.
    That is some seriously jacked up shit, even to me.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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    wat .



    My games;

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    Electric Retard, god damn. Haven't seen one of those in fucking forever.


    Also, I posted about that lostprophets bullshit MONTHS ago. On one of the MPGH News I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    Electric Retard, god damn. Haven't seen one of those in fucking forever.


    Also, I posted about that lostprophets bullshit MONTHS ago. On one of the MPGH News I think.
    Lucky I didn't say it was "news" ;]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Lucky I didn't say it was "news" ;]
    ya got me ther m8

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    Oh man, I laughed so hard.

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    This is a goldmine, time to fap!

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    Unsuprising that I read through the whole thing. @Aborted you fail to amuse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champloo. View Post
    Unsuprising that I read through the whole thing. @Aborted you fail to amuse me.
    If you read through the entire thing then you were obviously amused.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    If you read through the entire thing then you were obviously amused.
    Damn it you caught me. Time to go fap to it now, brb.

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    Read up to #0003 closed straight after.


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