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    I do eat fæces.

    To eat fæces is to proclaim proudly “I am.” In a world fraught with the corruption of individuality one must not allow the social and cultural powers that firmly grasp the majority of society to take hold of one’s own self and that which distinguishes it from the cold faceless masses. Eating fæces allows one to unflinchingly and apologetically take hold of that which defines them, with an unshakable resolve to stay true to themselves as society inevitably, in its unending resolve to horn in those who stray from the system, will fight with every last ounce of it energy to bring down the fæces Eaters. The fæces Eaters however, those bold few with the perseverance to see their actions through to the end and continue to fight with courage and resoluteness for what they know deep in their hearts to be right, are the only true individuals left in the world of today. Let their colons be full and their appetites strong.
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    Am I supposed to read those as feces? Because I'm reading it as feces and it's making sense to me.

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    tl;dr pls make shorter version without faggot font/color

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobi View Post
    Am I supposed to read those as feces? Because I'm reading it as feces and it's making sense to me.
    Obviously, fæces is an alternate spelling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post


    Obviously, fæces is an alternate spelling.
    Then it totally gets me. A shame I'm too coward to become a feces eater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    tl;dr pls make shorter version without faggot font/color
    No abridged versions exists, nor will.

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    I see a lot of pink shit!

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    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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