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    Stupid Ass Dog

    My parents got this stupid ass full yorkie 2 years ago from my grandpa. He is full yorkie or whatever. THe first thing I do is try to pet him and he bites my leg. He is a calm dog. My parents blame it on me. He did it 3 times after that. After he was scared. I never ever approved he was there and ignored him for a long time. I started being nice more and more. I was semi nice and petted him for a while. So I decide to be nice. I pet this stupid shit and play with him a bit. He was all happy and rubbing allover. So I go in and I try to pet him again. The bitch attacks my hand and makes me bleed in 4 places. I tell my mom if he bites me again I'm going to kill the fucking thing. This pisses me off. My parents make it like it's my fault. t's their little baby and they give him attention 24/7. They never care about me, it's always my fault, and the dog is always right. Even when he tears up trash my dad blames it on my favorite dog. They always pet him groom him, bathe him and feed him extras that my other dogs don't get. My mom says that he bit my cause I never play with him and it's my fault. I fucking hate this dog and if I had a chance I would kill him, I swear to god.
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    Shove your cock down it's throat. That'll teach that little shit a lesson

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    Are you the only child? Mother and father do not love you any more because of that dog? Well of course he is going to bite you, dogs obey and respect a person with authority and a strong character, not whiny little brats.

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    Well always remember that dogs are brainless , Specially the small yorkie piece of shit.

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    If he bites you, you need to kick it.
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    You have problems, its a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtm4 View Post
    Are you the only child? Mother and father do not love you any more because of that dog? Well of course he is going to bite you, dogs obey and respect a person with authority and a strong character, not whiny little brats.
    Cause I ignore him I am a whiny little brat? Lol, I am not whining just saying that this thing is a little shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolluhp View Post
    Cause I ignore him I am a whiny little brat? Lol, I am not whining just saying that this thing is a little shit.
    No, I came to the conclusion that you are one after reading the opening post But I was serious, you need to discipline the dog if he bites you, not go running to your mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtm4 View Post
    No, I came to the conclusion that you are one after reading the opening post But I was serious, you need to discipline the dog if he bites you, not go running to your mother.
    I fucking kicked the thing a couple times already. And I get the fuck of yellings and trouble when I lay a hand on the bitch.

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    First of all, this is the wrong section this belongs in the flame and rage section.

    Second of all, Your mad about a dog. I lmao'd so hard while reading this.
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    Punt that shit to the wall and watch that fucker crawl around then laugh manically. HAHAHAHAHAHcoughhahcoughaahahack
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    Good luck living with the dog dude, you'll need it. Just live with your favorite dog and grow up together, don't forget about him/her.
     
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    If the dog bites you give him a swift firm hit on the nose. (Don't try and knock it out or 'punt it'.)
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