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    Guess what?

    I'm eating a 17 inch brick-oven made pizza by myself.
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    Guess what? I am not even jealous.
    and guess what? I am now going to sleep, because I need to go to work in 7 hours.




    okey. I am jealous...



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    That's a carb killer right there.

    I'm jelly.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    did you know that every minute 12 children die of hunger?
    i hope you choke on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
    did you know that every minute 12 children die of hunger?
    i hope you choke on it
    How does him buying a pizza and enjoying it affect these children?

    Enjoying life doesn't mean you don't give a fuck about those that don't have an enjoyable life.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    You sure OP you made that?
    I don't think walking into a pizza store and picking your topping counts as you made it
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post


    How does him buying a pizza and enjoying it affect these children?

    Enjoying life doesn't mean you don't give a fuck about those that don't have an enjoyable life.
    well duh, I wasn't serious,i just wanted to make him feel miserable.

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    I just ate my pizza
    And it wasnt 17 inch.

    Nevermind I'm going to sleep, working/studying in 8h.
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    I need pics other I can't fap to this.

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    ​10/10 Worthless thread of the day.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Pics or it didn't happen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi Cola View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    You'll get a pic when he shits it out in 12 hours.

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