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    Holy fuck

    So I'm taking a shit in my bathroom and I look to the left and there's this HUGE fucking roach. Like bigger than my dick (tfw small dick). I spazzed out and tried killing it... it didn't work. I ran out of my bathroom without even wiping, like fuck man. I went back in there with shoes on and a broom but I couldn't find that little cunt. My house is clean... y u do dis roaches? ;__;

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    Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.
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    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.
    My house is clean though ;_;
    I live in the good ole state of Florida though, where cockroaches run rampant... fuck my life.

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    I went in my bathroom to piss and I found that cheeky little motherfucker on my sink. Needless to say I destroyed him with my Spanish book. I was filled with pure joy when throwing it in my toilet. That'll teach that bastard.

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    NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
    NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN

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    I lost it at "tfw small dick" hahaha.
     
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    Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheep View Post
    NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
    NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN
    NO HESPECT FOR SHEEP


    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
    like this?
    Well it didn't hold a knife or offer me crack but yes, it was like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Li0nH34rt View Post
    Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.
    You better son. The roaches are out in full-force hunting down all MPGH members

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    Should've pissed on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacareverde View Post
    Should've pissed on it.
    Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AQWThunder View Post
    Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.
    It makes them horny and due to the impossible event of having human-roach coitus their roballs explode.

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    Shit you ran out without wiping manly mate

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    Probably you left your wrappers in the trash can. If I saw a big roach I'll fucking piss on it and stomp the mother fuck out. You need to go get some insect killer shit things from home depot.

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