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    The Virtual Bay

    So the owners of PirateBay posted this on their website and I'm not quite sure what it's getting at.

    The Virtual Bay

    "So, first we ditched the trackers.

    We even got rid of the torrents.

    Then we left the servers to enter the clouds.


    Now, we're about to take the biggest step in our history.


    As piracy is about to change from sharing of files into the sharing of everything, we're planning our departure from this earthly form. Preparing our final ascension into the transcendence. The final conflux.


    No, this is no longer science fiction. With the next version of this humble venture, you'll be able to see, hear and feel everything that is a part of The Pirate Bay. How you use it is up to you.


    In cooperation with russian, israeli and japanese neuro scientists, we are developing a device that will embrace your entire mind. Using laser projections directly onto the retina it'll no longer be any resolution but 100%. The sound will be delivered in a range from 12Hz to 79kHz and will cancel all noise from the outside world.


    Using a simple plugin into the the brain, you will no longer only be able to see and hear a movie, a game or whatever it is you want. You'll be able to live it. Play the main character. Tweak any story in any way you want.


    Using your brain power and nervous system, we will be able to speed things up. Every part of The Pirate Bay will be stored within you and everyone else that dares to participate in this step into the future. The more we are, the faster everything will be. Our scientists calculate that if we become at least 1 333 337 nodes, everything will be shared instantaneously.


    Forget about the outside world. This is the new.


    The Virtual Bay - 12/13/14"



    Link to it- https://pirateproxy.net/blog/236
    What do you all think about it?
    /discuss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacareverde View Post
    So the owners of PirateBay posted this on their website and I'm not quite sure what it's getting at.

    The Virtual Bay

    "So, first we ditched the trackers.

    We even got rid of the torrents.

    Then we left the servers to enter the clouds.


    Now, we're about to take the biggest step in our history.


    As piracy is about to change from sharing of files into the sharing of everything, we're planning our departure from this earthly form. Preparing our final ascension into the transcendence. The final conflux.


    No, this is no longer science fiction. With the next version of this humble venture, you'll be able to see, hear and feel everything that is a part of The Pirate Bay. How you use it is up to you.


    In cooperation with russian, israeli and japanese neuro scientists, we are developing a device that will embrace your entire mind. Using laser projections directly onto the retina it'll no longer be any resolution but 100%. The sound will be delivered in a range from 12Hz to 79kHz and will cancel all noise from the outside world.


    Using a simple plugin into the the brain, you will no longer only be able to see and hear a movie, a game or whatever it is you want. You'll be able to live it. Play the main character. Tweak any story in any way you want.


    Using your brain power and nervous system, we will be able to speed things up. Every part of The Pirate Bay will be stored within you and everyone else that dares to participate in this step into the future. The more we are, the faster everything will be. Our scientists calculate that if we become at least 1 333 337 nodes, everything will be shared instantaneously.


    Forget about the outside world. This is the new.


    The Virtual Bay - 12/13/14"



    Link to it- https://pirateproxy.net/blog/236
    What do you all think about it?
    /discuss

    Woahh, Bit creepy.
    I guess were goin to have to find out huh ? Im excited

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    This sounds stupid and fake, honestly. First of all what neuroscientists would team up with a piracy firm that has been sued over 10 times. And, if that did happen you wouldnt be able to buy it due to international Ban.

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    ​It's an April Fool's joke mang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​It's an April Fool's joke mang.
    Awh shit that's right it's April. Thanks!

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    Either an April Fools joke or a NWO agenda.

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    I actually laughed so hard and realized tomorrow's April 1st

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    I actually laughed so hard and realized tomorrow's April 1st
    One word after this colon: Australia

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    "1,333,337 Nodes"
    yeh so true

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