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    OMFG HELP ME

    Question: Is masturbating EVERYDAY healthy?
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    Masturbating*

    And no. Usually if you do it everyday, by the time you're 20, you won't be able to have any kids because the "seed" or sperm would have all gone. You will still be able to ejaculate though.
    Oh hai der.

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    Yes. It's okay to get your wee wee wet everyday.

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    you'll get dick cancer in your mid 30's if you keep it up



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    No, you're supposed to do it max once a week, since over time it'll be able to collect and then convert into magic when you're over 30. Doing it every day will prevent your latent growth and prevent you from becoming a mahou shoujo.

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    Yes it is. If you stop masturbating nocturnal emission will occur either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Masturbating*

    And no. Usually if you do it everyday, by the time you're 20, you won't be able to have any kids because the "seed" or sperm would have all gone. You will still be able to ejaculate though.
    It's constantly produced...

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    No it is not healthy at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evocate View Post


    It's constantly produced...
    I too heard that masterbating alot lowers your sperm count. But than again, who the hell wants kids anyway!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post


    I too heard that masterbating alot lowers your sperm count. But than again, who the hell wants kids anyway!?!
    No it doesn't your balls make sperm every second., even at this moment as I'm typing this it's making cum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post


    I too heard that masterbating alot lowers your sperm count. But than again, who the hell wants kids anyway!?!
    uhhm i do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evocate View Post


    It's constantly produced...
    Hi, I'm Tall kiwi. You must be Stupid
    Oh hai der.

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    No it is not,you're making Jesus cry when you touch yourself,its a sin,go to the church and confess your sins to a priest(show him your penis,ask him for a blessing then you are good to go)repent now or you will BURN in hell for eternity.

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    Do you think johava wants to see you fap?
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