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    Porn

    You fuck boiis think I could do porn? I feel like my average looks and above average penis size put me in a good position if I ever wanted to do it.

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    You know you can apply at Brazzers Social or Pornhub Model. Good luck anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    You know you can apply at Brazzers Social or Pornhub Model. Good luck anyway
    For real? Like I'm honestly considering it.

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    Yea you can, you gotta be over 18 and they will ask you for video application

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Yea you can, you gotta be over 18 and they will ask you for video application
    Have you applied before?

    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    Have you applied before?
    Why do I feel like he has.

    "Sorry Jov, but you are just not "talented" enough for our productions."

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    Lol im rich and i have alot of time in my hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Lol im rich and i have alot of time in my hands.

    Vouch for me.
    You seen meh cack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Lol im rich and i have alot of time in my hands.
    So did you get the job?

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    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
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    Nah, they have enough white guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post

    Vouch for me.
    You seen meh cack.
    Vouched loool
    *Best Pornstar evrrrrrrrrr* -JovPussySlayer6969

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    What porn directors expect of your sexual ability:
    Be able to stay hard, jerk off with people staring at you, last for 30 minutes, and finish within a minute of when the director tells you.

    If you can do that, you're golden.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Vouched loool
    *Best Pornstar evrrrrrrrrr* -JovPussySlayer6969
    10/10 best porn name ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post


    10/10 best porn name ever.
    Thank you, i worked hard for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    What porn directors expect of your sexual ability:
    Be able to stay hard, jerk off with people staring at you, last for 30 minutes, and finish within a minute of when the director tells you.

    If you can do that, you're golden.
    I can't last that long on the first go. But I can do round 2 like a champ.
    Also I have no problem with people lookin at my pecker. I whipped it out at a party with a bunch of dudes around me and I showed it to strangers on the internet. Imagine a bunch of girls around me, I'll pull a Jim Levenstein.

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