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    So I've been standing proud and erect for like 30 minutes even after fapping twice. I'm really thirsty but I don't want anyone to see my raging boner. Should I drink my piss or wait it out? Please don't troll, this is a serious question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    Stop posting all these threads
    okokokokokookoko i get where you're coming from but you're a fucking faggot
    you see i've only got 2 threads in the past 2 hours
    and this is a fucking problem and i;m expecting my brethren from mpgh to help me
    go watch shoujo you fuking pussy nigger faggot muslim druggie that likes sucking alien cock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    okokokokokookoko i get where you're coming from but you're a fucking faggot
    you see i've only got 2 threads in the past 2 hours
    and this is a fucking problem and i;m expecting my brethren from mpgh to help me
    go watch shoujo you fuking pussy nigger faggot muslim druggie that likes sucking alien cock
    This doesn't seem like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Wear baggy clothes, and then consult a physician if erections persist for more than 4 hours.
    Damn, that might work. Thanks Aborted!

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    This doesn't seem like you.
    who is this you? i'm fucking rance-sama bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Damn, that might work. Thanks Aborted!



    who is this you? i'm fucking rance-sama bitch


    @Aborted Wouldn't that make it worse? Figured jeans would keep it from poking out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post




    @Aborted Wouldn't that make it worse? Figured jeans would keep it from poking out..
    It doesn't matter now. I managed to get something to drink without anyone seeing it. The funny thing is that I ended up falling for a trap doujinshi right after I got my drink and it instantly went soft.

    Moral? of the story: When you're erect, look at repulsive shit and hope to god that doesn't make you stiffer.

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    is this 18+ thread???
    Support me.

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    Urine is proven to make you more thirsty.

    You're a fucking man. Put on pants, but put your penis upwards. There, it is held up so the cannot see, as long as you have a baggy shirt. Or a shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oBun View Post
    Urine is proven to make you more thirsty.

    You're a fucking man. Put on pants, but put your penis upwards. There, it is held up so the cannot see, as long as you have a baggy shirt. Or a shirt.
    He's 15 according to his profile which means he's not a man.

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    TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND LIVE UP YOUR RACE BOY



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    Next time tuck it under your belt.
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    Good heavens! I suggest you just walk fast to the fridge (or wherever the drink is) and come back to the room, but dont run, or it will worsen.
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    Shove a tampon up your ass and tie the string around your dick, that should keep it down.

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